Poems for Pale People

This is a collection of nonsense verses. The volume was written for no reason on earth and with no earthly reason…Murder is a bad thing and so are nonsense rhymes. There is often a valid excuse for murder; there is none for nonsense rhymes…So you see nonsense like a little learning is a dangerous thing and should be handled with as much care as the shotgun which is never known to be loaded…" But what," you may ask, «is the object of the nonsense verse?» Most assuredly to make one laugh…Nonsense is the salt of life with which we season the dry food of everyday cooking.