The Naughtiest Unicorn at Sports Day

For Hollie – LB

For Ali and Sarah – RLO

For Molly – David O’Connell

Cover and interior illustrations by David O’Connell

Special thanks to Liz Bankes and Rebecca Lewis-Oakes

Text first published in Great Britain in 2019

by Egmont UK Limited

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Text copyright © 2019 Egmont UK Ltd

Illustrations copyright © 2019 David O’Connell

First e-book edition 2019

ISBN 978 1 4052 9479 9

Ebook ISBN 978 1 4052 9480 5

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Contents

Cover

Dedication and Copyright page

Title Page

Map

Chapter One: Back to Unicorn School

Chapter Two: Team Sloth!

Chapter Three: Bungee Wrestling

Chapter Four: The Egg and Spoonicorn Race

Chapter Five: Sabotage . . . ?

Chapter Six: The Seriously Sporty Events

Chapter Seven: Trainer Stealing!

Chapter Eight: Into the Forest . . .

Chapter Nine: Unicorns Pointing North

Chapter Ten: The Mystery Quest

MISS GLITTERHORN’S GENERAL KNOWLEDGE QUIZ

UNICORN JOKES

Back series promotional page

Mira Desai had been in the kitchen since 5 a.m. doing her homework.

Usually this would be a very strange thing to do, but Mira’s homework was for Unicorn School, and was much more fun than normal homework, so she wanted to spend every spare moment she had on it. The pupils had been asked to make a present for their unicorn, and Mira had thought of the PERFECT present for her unicorn, Dave. She was making him a lunch box. Dave loved lunch. And breakfast . . . and dinner!

Dave wasn’t everyone’s idea of the perfect unicorn – and he wasn’t what Mira had been expecting when she dreamed of going to Unicorn School. He was plump, with stumpy little legs and a mane like straw that stuck up in all directions. And Dave was a bit naughty. And lazy. And greedy. But NO ONE could make Mira laugh like Dave could – AND he was her UBFF (Unicorn Best Friend Forever). Nothing could change that.

Right now she was decorating the special lunch box with pictures of all the fun they’d had on her last trip to Unicorn School.

Mira was just writing Dave’s name in glitter when her sister Rani joined her in the kitchen. Rani was two years older than Mira and also went to Unicorn School. She was in Class Yellow, while Mira was in Class Red (the classes went up through all the colours of the rainbow). Rani’s unicorn was called Angelica and Rani always went on about how special and sparkly she was and how they won loads of medals. Rani laid a piece of paper on the table and put her fluffy pencil case next to it. She was making a poster to go on Angelica’s stable door. She started carefully drawing her unicorn with a gel pen.

‘I’m just drawing a picture of the time Angelica and I won THREE medals in ONE DAY,’ Rani announced.

Mira looked at the side of the lunch box. She had stuck on a picture of the time Dave had eaten three cakes in one minute.

‘What’s that?’ said Rani, leaning over. ‘It looks like a blob eating some other blobs. And why have you drawn a rat?’

‘That’s ME,’ said Mira crossly.

Rani went on. ‘It’s actually easier for you, you know. Everyone is SO jealous of me having a perfect unicorn like Angelica. But no one would want your unicorn – everyone knows he’s the naughtiest, rubbishest unicorn in the world.’

Mira shook her head. Rani had no idea about the adventures she had with Dave. They’d made it all the way through the Fearsome Forest AND performed a daring rescue on the Mystical Danger Cliff. Mira turned to her sister. ‘Rubbishest isn’t a word,’ she said.

They kept drawing in silence. A bit later, Mira and Rani’s mum and dad came down. ‘It’s so wonderful that they have this experience to share,’ said Dad.

Then Mira grabbed Rani’s pink gel pen and Rani put Mira in a headlock and so Mum had to separate them. She told them to get their bags and get in the car – it was time to go back to Unicorn School!

Mira was so excited that she could hardly keep still as they drove to the Magic Portal that would take them back to Unicorn School. It wasn’t just that she would get to see Dave, but she’d also get to see her new Unicorn School friends, Darcy and Raheem, too. The three of them had become great friends in their first term at Unicorn School when they’d all gone on a special quest to rescue their classmates.

Mum’s car pulled up in the leisure centre car park and the two girls immediately leapt out and ran over to the bush that hid the Magic Portal. Mum followed behind, carrying their bags, their homework and one of Mira’s shoes.

‘You might need these!’ she said.

‘Thanks Mum,’ said Mira, as Rani jumped up and down, impatient to go into the portal. Mira’s hands were shaking and she almost couldn’t tie the laces on her trainers. Mira got brand new glitter trainers for her birthday from her parents. She LOVED them and she couldn’t wait to show Dave. (Even though Rani said Mira had copied her, as Rani had got her glitter trainers first.)

After hugging Mum goodbye and the obligatory ‘off to school’ photo, the two sisters crawled into the bush and towards a patch of shimmering light. And after Rani told Mira to ‘stop hogging the portal’ they reached out towards the sparkles and tumbled forwards, into what felt like thin air. It had only been a few weeks since Mira had last done this but she’d forgotten how fast it was! It was like going down the big slide at a water park, but with air whooshing round you and rainbow lights whizzing past. Mira and Rani giggled and held on to each other as they shot through the air and landed with a soft thump on the landing haystack in the middle of the Unicorn School paddock.

‘Bye!’ said Rani, running off.

‘MIRA!’ came a shriek, and Mira turned to see Darcy. Darcy shouted, ‘Woohoo!’, fluffed her big curly hair and gave Mira a jazz-hand high five.

Raheem was behind her, looking a bit anxious, as he always did, but pleased to see Mira.

‘We’ve been waiting for you to arrive before we go and get our unicorns!’ Raheem said, grinning.

That gave Mira a happy warm feeling inside. Although she had friends in the real world, it was so lovely to have special friends at Unicorn School to share lots of adventures with! The three friends started to talk about the presents they had made their unicorns.

‘I made this for Brave,’ said Raheem. ‘I’m a bit worried he won’t like it.’ And he got out a red cape, with a blue felt B sewn on to it.

‘He will love that, Raheem – it’s so cool!’

‘I got Star a wig so that we can have matching hair,’ said Darcy.

As they approached the unicorn paddock they heard a loud neigh and the thundering of hooves. Raheem’s unicorn, Brave, was galloping towards them. Raheem instinctively dived behind a trough just as Brave skidded to a halt. Brave was confused for a moment, but then Raheem quickly crawled out and gave him a hug. Mira was right – Brave LOVED the gift. Raheem put it on him and Brave stomped around, striking superhero poses.

Darcy and her unicorn, Star, were busy taking selfies with their matching hair. Mira looked around for Dave, until she saw a very familiar unicorn bum poking out from the fence surrounding the stables. Dave had got stuck in the fence, trying to get to a pile of apples stacked outside the canteen. When he heard Mira call his name he whinnied. So Mira ran over. She tried pulling his legs to help get him out, but he stayed stuck in the fence. She climbed over and gave him a shove from the other side.

With a loud POP Dave came free from the fence and fell backwards, knocking over a unicorn who’d been walking past.

‘Sorry!’ called Mira, as the unicorn picked herself up, tutted at Dave and trotted away.

Mira turned back to her unicorn, who was trotting straight back towards the gap in the fence, eyeing the apples hungrily.

‘Wait – Dave, I got you something!’ said Mira, pulling the lunch box out of her bag.

Dave’s eyes went wide and he gave a happy grunt. He was even more delighted when he nudged the lid off with his nose and saw that Mira had filled the lunch box with doughnuts. He scoffed them immediately, just as Mira had expected he would, but he did a little trick of bouncing each doughnut on his nose before catching it in his mouth, which made Mira laugh.

‘I don’t think people realise how clever you are,’ said Mira, scratching behind his ears. Being back at Unicorn School was . . .