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Copyright © Fern Britton 2018
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Contents
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
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About the Author
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About the Publisher
Richard was cold.
Cold and wet.
His silver hair, wet with raindrops, flopped over his forehead as he hunched into his tweed overcoat, and turned against the wind and penetrating rain. God, but England could be miserable in the winter.
He should be in Massachusetts, but here he was, spending ten days in the UK. A very old friend had persuaded him to make a cameo appearance in a film directed by a young whizz-kid who needed a leg up the Hollywood ladder.
He hadn’t wanted to do it. He’d had a busy year and was in need of a break.
Physically and mentally.
It was a mess.
The director didn’t know her arse from her elbow and the crew were just as clueless. He was losing patience, and his cold, which had set in on the flight over from LA, filled his nose, ears and brains.
He was not a happy man.
Tizzy, the director, had finished bossing everyone around and was ready at last.
‘Here we go and … action.’
Richard opened his mouth but, to his embarrassment, no words came out.
‘Cut!’ shouted Tizzy impatiently. She stomped up to him. ‘What is the matter?’
He smiled as nicely as he could. ‘Sorry, I forgot the line.’
‘Got it now? Or do you want Sadie to give you the script, again?’
‘No, no. It’s fine.’ His patience was almost lost, but he hung onto it.
She turned and walked quickly back to her position. He heard her tutting to Jango, ‘He forgot his fricking lines. I knew we should have got Jim Broadbent.’ She looked at Richard as if he was stupid. ‘Sure you’re OK, Rich?’
He smiled tightly.
‘Good. And, action.’
He delivered the line, and he knew he’d got the thought behind it and the delivery spot on.
‘Keep rolling and let’s do it again, before we lose the light. Try and give us a smile at the end of the line, Rich,’ Tizzy shouted.
They did it seven more times. Each time she asked for a different tone or expression. At last the crew told her the light had gone for the day.
Richard gladly put on his coat and headed back towards his trailer.
Instead of following the path to his trailer, though, he turned his collar up and looked for the footpath he knew would get him to the main road.
It ran between two high hedges and smelt of rotting greenery.
Walking now down the dark road, Richard tried to get his brain to think sensibly and make a plan. But it was impossible. He just knew he had to get as far away from the set as possible.
When he heard a car coming from behind, he pulled his collar up and walked into the shadows.
The car slowed, moving at his pace. He heard the purr of an electric window.
‘Mr Gere? Richard? You OK?’
Richard stopped walking and the car stopped too. He looked at his driver, Kevin, sitting warm in his comfortable car.
‘I don’t want to go back,’ he said.
‘To the hotel?’ Kevin asked.
Richard looked at his shoes and didn’t answer.
‘Where do you want to go?’ Kevin said.
‘Away from here.’
‘Fair enough. Any ideas?’
‘How far are we from Cornwall?’ Richard asked after a pause.
Kevin laughed. ‘A bloody long way.’
Just before midnight, June, Kevin’s wife, saw her husband’s car turn onto the driveway of their neat 1930s semi. She watched as Kevin got out and opened the back door for his passenger.
‘Oh, blimey, Butler,’ June said to her little dog as the passenger got out. ‘It bloody well is Richard Gere.’
She ran to the kitchen to put the kettle on, and then to the front door to let Kevin and their visitor in.
‘Hello. Do come in. Make yourself at home. I’ve got the kettle on.’
Richard shook her hand. ‘I’m so sorry to land on you like this, but Kevin insisted it would be OK.’
The boiled kettle beeped from the kitchen. ‘Of course it’s OK. We’re not the Dorchester but I do a nice pot of tea. Give me your coat.’
Richard walked into the homely comfort of the living room. Family photos on the mantelpiece. A large chintz sofa and two matching armchairs. An enormous television in the corner and a pair of glamorous velvet curtains at the bay window.
June came in, carrying a tray crammed with small side plates, dainty sandwiches and a Battenberg cake. ‘I wasn’t sure if you’d be hungry, but you’ll sleep better with a full tummy. Kevin, come and get the tea tray, would you, please?’
Sitting on the sofa and taking in the wonderful normality, Richard began to relax. Tomorrow he’d call his agent and tell her he was fine. He just needed to take some time out. No big deal. Actors walked off films all the time.
June sat back with her best cup and saucer. ‘Kev says you want to go to Cornwall.’
‘I have old friends there who I haven’t seen for far too long.’
‘Of course, you helped to save the old Pavilions theatre with that film. We’ve been once or twice since it was renovated, haven’t we, Kev? It’s really special now. Your photo is up on the wall in the foyer. Pride of place.’
‘You’ve been to Trevay?’ Richard asked, amazed.
‘Well, yes.’ June passed him a plate of chocolate biscuits. ‘Kev and I have a caravan just about ten minutes away. Rocky Cliffs Holiday Park. It’s lovely. We bought it when the kids were small. Do you know Rocky Cliffs?’
Kevin tutted. ‘Why would he know a caravan park? I expect he stayed at the Starfish.’
Richard munched his biscuit and tickled the dog, Butler. ‘I have stayed at the Starfish. A lovely hotel.’
‘Well, you can’t stay at the Starfish this time, can you?’ said Kevin. ‘Not if you want to stay away from people and cameras. Can you stay with your friends?’
June suddenly clutched Kevin’s arm. ‘I’ve had a thought. Why don’t you take Richard down to the caravan? No one will go looking for him there. It’s ever so quiet at this time of year. It’s the last place they’d think of.’
‘I’d love to stay there.’
‘Are you sure?’ Kevin asked uncertainly.
June stopped him. ‘It’s just what he needs. Look how relaxed you get when you’re there. I reckon a bit of sea air away from the nutters will do you good.’ She looked from one man to the other and made their minds up for them. ‘That’s sorted then. You can go tomorrow. You need a good night’s sleep first, though. You’ve both had a long day, and look at the time! The middle of the night. Kev, take Richard up to his room and show him the bathroom.’
Richard stood up. ‘I can’t thank you enough, June. I feel better than I have for days.’ He gave her a hug and kissed her cheek. She noted his distinctive scent of cologne. Heavenly.
‘Oh. Well. It’s our pleasure,’ she said.
‘Can I help you with these trays and the washing-up?’ he asked.
‘No, no. Off to bed with you. Go on. I won’t be long.’
June watched as her husband and the handsome film star climbed the stairs. Then she went to the kitchen to load the dishwasher. Finally she let Butler out for a last wee, and saw her reflection in the kitchen window. ‘Oh, June,’ she said, touching her cheek. ‘You’ve just been kissed by Richard Gere.’
In the Cornish village of Pendruggan, the early morning sun was shining brightly.
At the Dolphin pub, the landlady, Dorrie, had cleaned the bar and the lavatories. She was now upstairs in her favourite armchair with a cup of coffee and the newspaper waiting by her side. This was one of her favourite times in the day; the place was her own, at least until the lunchtime drinkers arrived.
The old pub settled around her as she closed her eyes and sipped her coffee.
Her two boys were at sea working on the fishing boats. They wouldn’t be home until the end of the week. Don, her husband, was building a conservatory for some second-home owners in Trevay.
She opened her eyes and looked happily on the lane winding down to the village. Twists of woodsmoke came from several chimneys, and a couple were walking their dogs on the green. The Atlantic Ocean sparkled beyond. All was well with the world.
She picked up the day’s paper by her side and took another sip of coffee before reading the headline:
FILM ACTOR RICHARD GERE IS
MISSING
She almost choked.
At the vicarage, on the other side of the village green, Penny was enjoying the quiet of her kitchen. Her husband, Simon, was across the hall in his study asking for divine guidance as he typed out his Sunday sermon. She should be in her own office, opposite Simon’s, working on the budget for a new project.
But instead she rummaged in her bag for her phone and gave in to the guilty pleasure of checking Twitter. She checked her news app first.
Moments later she crashed open Simon’s office door.
‘Richard has disappeared,’ she announced.
‘Richard?’ said Simon vaguely. ‘Richard at the garage?’
‘No, no,’ said Penny, her voice rising with impatience, ‘Gere. Richard Gere.’
‘How do you know?’
‘It’s all over the news.’
‘I thought you were working?’
‘Never mind that.’ Penny showed her husband the phone. ‘Look. He’s been filming here in the UK.’
‘Whereabouts?’ asked Simon with interest.
Penny huffed crossly, ‘Does it matter?’
‘I’d like to know, that’s all. If it’s local then maybe I could find him.’
‘Northumberland,’ Penny said, slumping into the nearest armchair.
‘Oh,’ said Simon. ‘That’s a long way from Cornwall.’
‘Perhaps he’s seriously ill? Or having a nervous breakdown?’
‘Now you’re being too dramatic,’ said Simon. Richard and Penny had bonded thanks to his help with her TV production studio a few years ago. It was a close friendship and, as with all her good friends, Penny was fiercely protective of Richard.
Penny had an idea. ‘Maybe it’s a brilliant PR trick? You know, to get people interested in the film?’
‘Maybe.’ Simon squinted at the sermon on his computer screen.
Penny huffed again.
The phone rang.
Neither of them moved. It was bound to be someone in the parish asking about the Valentine's fundraiser.
They listened as Simon’s recorded message played: This is Pendruggan Vicarage, the Reverend Simon Canter speaking. I am so sorry I am unable to take your call but do please leave a message and I’ll get back to you. Thank you for calling.
Whoever it was paused before hanging up.
‘I wonder who that was?’ asked Simon.
‘Who cares?’ said Penny. ‘Richard is more important right now. I hope he’s OK. It’s a long time since we heard from him.’
‘We had a Christmas card. He knows where we are if he needs us,’ said Simon wisely. ‘Did the news give any clues?’
‘Just that he’s been missing since yesterday morning. His agent has said that he is taking some time out. The film company are saying they may sue him for breach of contract.’
Simon turned back to his sermon. ‘He’ll turn up.’
Richard and Kevin had arrived at Rocky Cliffs Holiday Park the evening before. They’d had a long journey, made easier by the spare clothes and cologne that Richard kept in a bag in the car.
It had been dark when they’d arrived, but the caravan was just as June had promised – brightly furnished and comfortable. Kevin turned on the central heating and emptied the car. He showed Richard to the double bedroom with en suite bathroom. ‘This will be you, and I’m next door in the kids’ room. No arguing! Fancy fish and chips for supper? I’ll nip into the village to get some, and in the meantime, there’s a bottle of wine in the fridge. Help yourself.’
Richard slept well again that night. He woke up to the sound of seagulls tap-dancing on the roof and the smell of bacon frying. He looked at his watch – 6.30 a.m.
‘Morning,’ said Kevin. ‘Sleep well?’
‘You bet.’ Richard stretched and yawned. ‘Want me to open the curtains or are there too many people about?’
‘Mate, the place is dead. Go ahead. Draw the curtains. I think you’ll like what you see.’
‘Oh my goodness.’ Richard was stunned as he pulled the flowery curtains across the picture window. The caravan was on the top of a cliff looking out over a vast horizon. The sun was rising and glinted off an inky sea. ‘It’s gorgeous. Is that the Atlantic?’
‘Yep.’
‘There’s someone out there, surfing. It’s really early and it’s February. Are they mad?’
‘Yes, but it’s almost a religion down here. Would you like to have a go?’
‘Oh sure. I mean, I’m only an American who is used to the warm waters of the Atlantic or the Caribbean. I’d really love to freeze my butt off in that!’
Kevin laid the neat dining table with some cutlery and two mugs of tea. ‘You want some toast?’
‘I want to go walk on that beach.’
‘Have your breakfast and we will.’
After breakfast, while Kevin had a shower, Richard slipped out for a walk on the cliffs to see if he could catch a phone signal. Finally, high on a blowy cliff, his phone showed a few signal bars, and he made a quick call to let his nearest and dearest know that he was all right.
By the time he got back to the caravan he was feeling better than he had in days. The voices of home had soothed him.
As he stepped inside the caravan, the first thing he heard was his name.
Kevin was watching the television and Richard was the main topic of conversation. The presenters were trying to guess where he could have gone and why.
Kevin was suddenly aware Richard was behind him. ‘Well, they know you’ve done a bunk now.’ He turned the television off. ‘You OK?’
Richard sat down heavily on the plump sofa. The good mood of just a few minutes ago was slowly fading. Putting his head in his hands, he swore softly to himself.
‘What are we going to do? Would you like me to take you back?’ Kevin asked.
Richard thought for a moment. ‘Can you cut my hair?’
‘What?’
‘Can you cut my hair? Real short?’
‘I doubt it, and if I do it’ll look terrible.’
‘Great. Got any scissors?’
‘I think June has some kitchen ones, or I’ve got nail clippers.’
Richard got up and searched June’s cutlery drawer. ‘Here,’ he said, holding up a pair of scissors so large you could cut carpet with them. ‘These are fine.’
Richard took off his jumper and T-shirt and pulled up a chair. ‘Do it.’
‘How short?’
‘I don’t care. Just make me look different.’
‘OK.’ Kevin gingerly took a lock of the famous snow-white hair. ‘Ready?’
‘Uh-huh.’
‘Here goes.’ He took the first snip.
Twenty minutes later Richard looked in the mirror. ‘Wow. That’s good.’
Kevin was unsure. ‘It’s very short.’
Richard ran his hand over his stubbly head. ‘It’s perfect. Have you got any old clothes I can borrow? My new ones will stand out.’
‘Yes, but they’re all rather shabby.’
‘Go get them.’
Kevin searched out a pair of ripped and faded jeans, a salt-stained T-shirt, a well-worn hoodie and a battered baseball cap. ‘These any good?’ he asked.
Richard tried them on. He was a little smaller than Kevin, which gave the whole outfit a better look. ‘I love this hat.’
‘It’s my fishing hat. Don’t lose it. It has sentimental value,’ Kevin joked.
Richard adjusted the clothes and hat, and then put on his glasses. ‘There, how do I look?’
‘Like a local.’
‘Do you think people will recognise me?’
Kevin gave him a full head-to-toe survey.
‘As long as you don’t speak, you’ll be fine.’
‘Have you forgotten I’m an actor?’ asked Richard. ‘Listen.’ He cleared his throat and then said in a West London voice, ‘How now, brown cow.’
Kevin was amazed. ‘Not bad. Not bad at all. Where did you learn that?’
‘I lived in London in 1973. Worked in the West End doing Grease.’
‘Grease?’
‘The musical. Before John Travolta made the movie, I played his part. Danny Zuko.’
‘You did?’
‘Yep, and while I was over here I practised the accent. It’s come in useful once or twice.’
‘Blimey, mate, it had bloody better do the job now, or you’re busted.’
‘OK, let’s go to Trevay and grab a coffee.’
As Kevin picked up his car keys, Richard asked, ‘Can you teach me how to talk like you? Some of that cockney slang?’
‘Of course, me old china plate. Lesson one starts as soon as we get on the frog and toad.’
As Kevin and Richard drove to Trevay, the rest of the country was waking up to newspapers running pages and pages of photos of Richard; then and now. Details of his work and love affairs. Comments from ‘film buffs’, ‘close friends’ and leggy young women – all keen to get themselves in the paper whether they had met him or not.
Pulsuz fraqment bitdi.