Racy pushed away from the desk and took a wide circle around him.
Not wide enough. Her bare arm bushed against his jacket as she headed for the door. The movement caused goose bumps to skate down to her fingers.
One booted foot hesitated across the threshold. A rocking country song that warned of T-R-O-U-B-L-E rang in the rafters.
Gage’s arm shot out.
His palm landed against the door jamb, blocking her exit. “If you keep walking, I’m going to follow.” He leaned in, his mouth at her ear in order to be heard over the loud music. “Do you want everyone to find out we’re still married?”
Dear Reader,
Have you ever met someone who was your total opposite, but deep inside you shared kindred souls? Someone that conventionality and common sense said was all wrong for you, and as much as you try, you still found yourselves the definition of “opposites attract”?
Well, Racy Dillon and Gage Steele didn’t just attract, they created a magnetic force that has continued to pull them to each other ever since they were teenagers. Now adults, both think they have found their place in the world, until one wild night in Vegas changes everything. And the harder they try to fix things, the messier it gets! Throw in meddling family members and a golden retriever that can’t seem to remember which house is his, and you have a wacky and wonderful love story—my favorite kind!
Enjoy!
Christyne
CHRISTYNE BUTLER fell in love with romance novels while serving in the United States Navy and started writing her own stories six years ago. She considers selling her book a dream come true and enjoys writing contemporary romances full of life, love, a hint of laughter and perhaps a dash of danger, too. And there has to be a happily-ever-after or she’s just not satisfied.
She lives with her family in central Massachusetts and loves to hear from her readers at chris@christynebutler. com or by visiting her website at www.christynebutler.com
THE SHERIFF’S
SECRET WIFE
BY
CHRISTYNE BUTLER
For my daughter, Cagney,
whose passionate and independent spirit
continues to inspire me … you are my greatest joy
and my husband, Len, who is always there to
fix things for me
Last week of August …
Racy Dillon swore on her daddy’s grave the four-foot-tall trophy, its imitation walnut base and three tiers separated by shiny purple-and-gold columns, was the ugliest thing she’d ever seen. Thanks to her still-fuzzy brain it took a few blinks and squints before the award came fully into focus.
Yep, still ugly.
Even the winged female figure atop the highest tier looked tacky, especially with Racy’s pink lace panties hanging from the five-pointed star the figure held aloft over her head.
The black brass plate read First Place, Midwest Re-gionals, U.S. Bartenders Challenge, Las Vegas, Nevada, thank you very much. She’d come here all the way from Destiny, Wyoming, to kick butt and take names.
Mission accomplished. Hangover accomplished, too.
It felt like a chorus line of jackhammers doing high kicks inside her skull. Even so, they couldn’t erase last night’s memory of hearing her name called out with a near perfect score. She’d made a show of tucking the prize money into the cleavage of her push-up corset and then the celebrating had started. Hey, if anyone knew how to party it was bartenders. It had begun with a round of tequila shooters and had just got better. Of course, the memories grew fainter from that point, too. It’d been years since she’d tied one on like she’d done last night.
Racy closed her eyes. Not only to erase the slight tilt of the room, but to block the sunlight sneaking past the floor-to-ceiling curtains that barred the best view of the Vegas Strip. Another perk of winning. An upgrade from a standard room to this luxurious suite for the rest of the weekend.
She stretched beneath the sheets, enjoying the coolness of the five-hundred-count cotton material on her naked skin. Grateful for the plush pillows that cradled her throbbing head, she rolled to the edge of the bed.
Damn, she needed a tall glass of ice-cold apple juice. She didn’t know why, but it always cleared her brain after a night of wild—
A deep groan and movement from behind her caused Racy to freeze. Before she could move, a wall of heat and muscles spooned up against her. A jawline, complete with bristly stubble, rested against her shoulder as a heavy arm draped over her hip.
Another groan—no, it was more like a moan, then a nuzzle at her hair and the press of a mouth to her skin—before he stilled. Deep breathing relayed his trip back to a peaceful slumber. Not entirely peaceful, if the hardness pressing against her backside, and the sheets caught between their bodies, meant anything.
Oh, no. She didn’t. She didn’t do stuff like this anymore. In her reckless past, sure, but not now.
Racy pressed her fingers to her pounding forehead. Think, girlfriend. What the hell happened last night?
She remembered celebrating in one of the hotel bars. There was a slick guy, like someone out of The Godfather, who wouldn’t take no for an answer. He’d pinched her ass. She’d slapped him. He’d raised his hand, but someone—tall, broad shoulders, killer smile—had stepped in and defused the situation.
Then what?
Shoot ‘em?
She’d told the stranger who’d rescued her to shoot someone? Her mind whirled. The rest of the night was a blur of bright lights, loud music, the jangling of slot machines, and more alcohol. And him.
His face was blurry, but she recalled dark brown hair and strong hands. Hands that had caressed her body while they’d danced. Powerful arms that had carried her out of the fountain she’d insisted on dancing through. And a mouth that had delivered hot, wet, soul-stirring kisses. On the dance floor, up against a palm tree, in a taxi on the way to … where?
And Elvis?
No, it must be a dream. A bad dream. A nightmare.
Only it wasn’t. And she’d brought her rescuer back to her room.
Memories flashed in her mind. The desperate need to undress. Hands tugging, clothes flying and with only her corset, denim miniskirt and stilettos, she’d gotten naked first. He’d lunged for her, but she’d slipped free. Then she was in a whirlpool tub big enough for six, pouring bubble bath into the rising water.
It had taken him long er. why? Cowboy boots. He couldn’t get his boots off and she’d laughed. Laughed until he’d finally joined her in the hot, bubbly water and made her moan. In the tub, on the stairs that led to the king-size bed, beneath the snow-white sheets that had stood out against his tanned skin—
“No.” The word came out a desperate whisper. She dropped her hand to her breasts and clutched at the sheet. “No, no, no.”
She had to get out of this bed and away from—oh, God—she couldn’t even remember his name. How was it she could recall the feeling of his mouth on her body, but not the man’s name?
Reaching to remove the weight of his hand from her hip, her fingers brushed over something smooth and cool.
A wedding ring.
Racy’s stomach turned, an even more vile taste filling her mouth. She’d never picked up a married man. In her line of work, she could spot them a mile away, ring or not. Married men gave off a scent of possession, of belonging to someone else and, despite the craziness of her life, she wouldn’t—
Afraid she was going to be sick, she clamped a hand over her mouth. Something hard hit her lip. She pulled away and focused on the shiny gold band on her left hand. Jerking up on one elbow, she shoved her hair out of her eyes and there it was, in the same place she’d worn wedding rings twice before.
First when she’d been nineteen and stupid, then six years later she’d taken another chance on happily ever after. When that had ended after eighteen short months, she’d vowed never to grace the aisle again.
But this ring didn’t look like those cheap things from the past. This one sparkled with a row of diamonds. It couldn’t be real. She couldn’t be married.
No, this had to be a joke.
Her gaze flew around the luxurious suite, finally landing on the items littering the glass-top table near the double entrance doors. Bolting from the bed, she raced across the room. Whoa, not a good idea. Both her head and stomach took their sweet time in catching up with her.
She struggled to focus on her purse and the small bouquet of white silk flowers lying next to it. There was also a rolled paper tied with a pale blue ribbon, but her eyes caught and stared at a man’s wallet, open to reveal a shiny law enforcement badge.
A cop?
Racy stilled and blinked hard.
Ohmigod, she had not married him.
Then it all came back to her.
A law enforcement conference and the bartenders challenge in the same hotel. The participants of both events running into each other in the casinos, bars and restaurants, the cops often in the crowds during the challenge’s preliminary events, open to the public.
One cop in particular.
She’d noticed him two nights ago standing in the back, arms crossed over his chest as he’d watched the first round of the flaring competition. It was Racy’s favorite part, where each bartender’s personality and style came out while showing off their moves. Spinning, flipping, catching and balancing bottles, glasses and bar tools while making a variety of cocktails. At the end of her routine, he’d offered her a wink and smile. She’d impulsively blown him a kiss, which every man in the cheering crowd who’d stood between them thought was for him.
That was the last time she’d seen him until.
She grabbed the rolled paper and yanked off the blue ribbon. It unfurled and the words Marriage Certificate stood out in a large, elaborate font. Her vision blurred as she focused farther down the paper.
Bride: Racina Josephine Dillon. Groom—
“Good morning.”
His deep, coarse growl caused Racy to spin around. The room kept spinning, and she grabbed hold of the table for balance. He sat at the edge of the bed, the sheet pulled across his lap, leaving his chest and legs bare. Elbows braced on his knees, he cradled his head in his hand.
Oh. Sweet. Lord.
Gage? She’d married Gage Steele?
“This can’t be happening.” Her words came out so soft he couldn’t have heard them.
But he did. His head shot up and he winced. “As soon as I figure out what this is, I’ll come back with—”
His eyes widened and locked onto her. The heat in his gaze torched her skin from her face to her toes. She realized she was standing there in nothing but her birthday suit.
Racy reached for the closest item of clothing. Yanking on a man’s white dress shirt, she managed to get three buttons closed before a clean, outdoorsy scent filled her head. Gage’s shirt. Even after a night in the city, it smelled like him. Like sparkling lake water, tall trees and the earth. The kind of earth you want to dig your fingers into and inhale.
“Not bad, but I like the other look better.”
Gage’s voice rolled across the room and caused her stomach to roll, as well. Only this time it brought with it a rush of heat. She concentrated on finishing the buttons, ignoring the paper clenched in her trembling fingers.
“What are we going to do about this?”
“There you go with this again.” Gage brushed his hand over his face, then through his hair, causing the short brown locks to stick straight up. “Damn, I feel like crap. I’m getting too old for tequila and late nights.”
Old? At thirty-two, Gage was in his prime, with the football player’s body of his youth honed to lean, tight muscles. As the sheriff of Destiny, Wyoming, he carried the town’s troubles on his wide shoulders without breaking a sweat.
And he’d been nothing but trouble for her since high school.
“This is the problem.” Racy marched to the bed. “According to a piece of paper and the rings we’re wearing, it seems we tied the knot last night.”
Confusion filled his dark blue eyes. “We what?”
“Don’t you remember?” Please, let at least one of us have the memory.
He snatched the paper from her hand, his brow drawing into a deep furrow. “Hot damn, we really did it.”
Her stomach plummeted to her feet. “We did?”
“Hell, I thought you were kidding when you proposed—”
“What?” Racy’s shriek caused both her and Gage to grimace.
“You disappeared into a jewelry store and walked out ten minutes later with a matching set of rings.” He rubbed at his eyes, stopping to stare at the gold band on his hand. “Then you insisted on going to the marriage bureau for a license.”
“I did?”
“After that we hit the casinos for a while. I figured that was the end of it.” Gage dropped his hand and shrugged. “When you won big at poker—pretty impressive, by the way—I had to convince you I wasn’t with you for the money.”
She’d hit it big? The memory wouldn’t come back. How much? Would it be enough? Could she really be this close to getting—
Wait. What did he do? “How did you convince me?”
“Are you kidding? You made me—” His voice caught and those blue eyes turned a stormy hue. “You don’t remember?”
Racy curled her toes into the plush carpet, feeling like a kid caught with her hand in the cookie jar. “Bits and pieces.”
“Like what?”
“Look, I’m not one of your suspects.” She crossed her arms over her chest and tossed a long curl off her face with a flick of her head. “It’s obvious both of us had a few too many drinks last night. What exactly do you remember?”
“I asked you first.”
“I remember winning the challenge.”
Gage’s gaze shot to the trophy. Hers followed. A silent groan filled her chest as his eyes lingered on her panties still hanging there.
“What else?” he finally said, looking back at her.
She fought not to squeeze her thighs together beneath his dress shirt. “I remember celebrating, when a Mafia thug started hitting on me. I thought I could handle it, but then it got out of control and some guy stepped in—”
Gage’s left eyebrow rose into a perfect arch.
“You stepped in, played the hero, and I bought you a drink as a thank-you.”
“That’s it?” The familiar tic along his jawline told her he wasn’t happy. “That’s all you remember?”
Most of last night was still coming back to her in brief flashes, but the memories she’d awoken to earlier were quickly becoming clearer and brighter.
The two of them, laughing and talking, dancing and kissing. Years of feuding and smart remarks forgotten as together they explored the city. Then later, back here in this room … the almost desperate need to be together.
She couldn’t tell him.
Racy swallowed hard and forced herself to speak. “Yes, that’s all.”
Gage tossed the certificate to the bed and started to rise.
“What are you doing?”
He flexed tanned and toned muscles. “Trying to stand.”
“But you can’t! You’re—aren’t you naked?”
He pushed at the sheet. “What’s a little nudity between husband and wife?”
Racy spun away, her ears filled with the rustle of bed-sheets and heavy footsteps as he walked to the far side of the bed. The large, gilded mirror over the table gave her a clear view of a strong back, tapered waist and a backside so perfect it had to be a sin. Unable to look away, she watched him pull on a pair of boxer briefs that hugged his muscular thighs and glutes, before a pair of blue jeans covered her view. Not that they made him any less tempting.
Knock it off! This isn’t real. None of it.
She leaned over, grabbed the piece of paper that told her their farce of a marriage was very real, and saw him reach for the phone. “What are you doing?”
“Calling room service.” He punched a button and waited, keeping busy with something in the top drawer of the bedside table. “Yeah, this is suite 3011. Please send up an order of three eggs, sunny-side up, a double side of toast, and coffee. A lot of coffee.”
He bumped the drawer closed with his knee, then looked at her over his shoulder, again with the arched eyebrow. She shook her head. Food was the last thing she needed right now.
“Add a plain bagel, lightly toasted with butter on the side, and two large apple juices. Oh, can you throw in a bottle of aspirin? Thanks.” He hung up and turned around. “What?”
“How … how did you know what I like for breakfast?”
He shrugged one wide shoulder and brushed past her. “We both stop in most mornings at Sherry’s Diner. I notice these things.”
“Where are you going?”
“To the bathroom. Do you mind?”
He didn’t wait for her to reply, but disappeared through the double arched doors at the other end of the room. Racy eyed the rumpled sheets on the king-size bed. Flashes of wild, uninhibited lovemak—
No, she wouldn’t call it that. Last night was sex. Pure and simple and lusty and wonderful.
“He can’t know I remember. He can’t.”
She quickly made up the bed, then grabbed her panties off the trophy and shoved them, along with her scattered clothes, into the zippered compartment of her suitcase. Pulling out clean clothes, she dragged undies and leggings over her bottom half. She pulled Gage’s shirt over her head, then reached for the ratty gray zippered sweatshirt.
She stilled. No, she couldn’t put that on. Not with its previous owner about to walk back in. She doubted he’d remember, but she couldn’t chance it. She yanked a T-shirt over her head as the bathroom door opened, no time for a bra.
Gage walked out of the bathroom, the marble floor of the suite’s entry area cool against his bare feet. The memory of what he’d done to Racy last night—what she’d done to him, hell, what they’d done to each other—in the hot, foamy water of the huge tub took up every free corner of his still-foggy head.
But not so foggy that he didn’t notice the bed, its sheets, pillows and fancy patterned comforter, all neatly in place.
His gaze then found Racy, dressed in some kind of stretchy black pants that defined every inch of her mile-long legs. Her mass of red curls, rumpled and sexy at the same time, hung past her shoulders. She wore a familiar T-shirt with faded lettering inviting him to Drown Your Secrets, Sorrows or Sweethearts at The Blue Creek Saloon.
Great advice. The logo with its catchy phrase had been Racy’s idea as manager and head bartender at The Blue Creek. Most in town figured it came directly from her life experiences, Gage included.
So what did that make him? A secret or a sorrow? He sure as hell wasn’t her sweetheart.
“I figured you’d want this back.”
Racy’s voice cut through his thoughts, forcing his eyes from the worn cotton material of her shirt outlining the roundness of her breasts. She wasn’t wearing a bra. He buried that fact in his mind and focused on his shirt, which she held out at arm’s length.
He closed the distance between them, waiting until he stood directly in front of her to take it. He was crowding her personal space, but he didn’t care. Not after last night.
He broke eye contact long enough to pull the shirt over his head, not bothering to undo the buttons. It was still warm from her body. He had to bite back the groan that filled his throat.
Spotting the certificate on top of her suitcase, he jerked his head toward it. “You know, this might not be true.”
Her chocolate-brown eyes grew wide for a moment. Then she blinked and turned away, reaching for the curled paper. “What makes you say that?”
“That’s not a legal document. Hell, it could’ve been created on any computer. The marriage license from the bureau is the only official paperwork.”
Racy pushed back the mass of red waves from her face and looked around the room. “So where’s the license?”
“I remember putting it in—” Gage patted his jeans pockets. “Where’s my wallet?” He already knew his gun was stashed in the bedside table. He always knew where his gun was.
“On the table.”
Gage turned, relief filling him as he spotted the black leather wallet and his badge. He crossed the room and grabbed it.
“Wait a minute, you don’t remember last night, either?”
Racy’s voice caused him to pause.
No, he remembered.
He remembered the absolute joy on her face when she had taken first place. He remembered finding her in one of the hotel bars, and the way she’d latched on to his side when he’d stepped between her and that jerk hitting on her. He remembered how one drink had led to many more, then the two of them slow-dancing—and how it had felt to finally hold her in his arms again.
They never left each other’s side after that.
He’d gone from bar to casino to high-end boutique with her, not wanting the night to end. Then she’d appeared with the rings, insisting she had to make an honest man of him. He’d thought she was crazy, but they were both feeling so good he’d gone along for the ride. And after she’d insisted he prove his desire to still marry her, he’d done the one thing she’d never expect.
He guessed it worked.
“Gage, answer me. Do you remember us getting married?”
He tightened his grip on the wallet, turned around and found her standing directly behind him. “The actual ceremony? No. But unlike you—” he couldn’t stop from reaching out and brushing his fingers against her neck “—I can guarantee the honeymoon was fantastic.”
The faint bruising on her neck faded beneath the pink blush that tinged her skin. He remembered putting the mark on her—his mark—in the wee hours of the morning. He hadn’t meant to. High school was the last time he’d given a girl a hickey, but her taste, her scent and her response to what his mouth was doing proved to be his undoing.
And he liked it there. Obviously she hadn’t seen it yet and it bothered him more than it should that in less than a week’s time it’d be gone.
Racy stepped away from his touch and crossed her arms over her stomach. “I don’t remember a ceremony or a honeymoon. So, could you check and see if you have the license? Maybe none of this is real, maybe it’s just a big—”
“Mistake?”
“Yes, a mistake.” Her chin jerked upward and her hands fisted, but she didn’t look away. “A misunderstanding, a mix-up, a joke someone is playing—”
“I get it.” Gage cut her off.
Her words caused a sharp pain in his chest he didn’t understand. So what if he’d wanted to get his hands on Racy Dillon for the last fifteen years and when he finally had, she couldn’t remember a single moment?
You remember though, don’t ya, pal?
Yeah, in vivid detail. Every sight, sound and smell of their time together, both in and outside of this hotel suite, was etched in his mind.
He was so screwed.
Pushing away that thought, he opened his wallet and found the folded license he’d tucked there after leaving the bureau office, never really believing they’d use it. He shook it out, his eyes scanning the words.
“Well?”
Her one-word question held so much hope, a part of him hated to reply. His pride, however, was going to take a perverse sort of pleasure in it. “Sorry, Mrs. Steele. It seems as of two thirty-three this morning we’re actually hitched.”
Racy sank to the sofa, eyes wide with shock. His enjoyment of her distress drained away. He could see the idea of being married to him was turning her stomach.
She finally looked at him. “Gage, what are we going to do?”
“I can’t think straight without coffee and I’m hungry as a bear. We should concentrate on eating first.”
“How can you think about food at a time like this?” Racy shot to her feet and advanced on him. “This is crazy! You don’t want to be stuck with me and I sure as hell don’t want to be married to you.”
Okay, that was plain enough. “Racy—”
“We have to figure a way out of this. Can you imagine what the good citizens of Destiny would say if we showed up at home with matching rings?”
Yeah, it’d probably cover everything from “atta boy” to “I give it six months.”
“You hate me! You’ve felt that way since high school.”
“I don’t hate you.”
She snorted. “I’m not even worth that strong of an emotion, huh? Fine. Then you disapprove of me, of the way I live my life, of my family. Moonshining, drunk and disorderly, petty theft, drugs … first your father and then you took great pleasure in busting my brothers, making sure that last time they got the maximum jail sentence.”
“I was doing my job.”
“The night my father drove that rattrap pickup into a telephone pole, you were the first one to my place—”
“I didn’t want you to hear about it from anyone else.”
“No, you wanted to break me … again. You wanted to see me cry over the fact my sorry excuse of a husband and my daddy were so drunk it wasn’t the crash that killed them, but the both of them walking in front of an eighteen-wheeler an hour later.”
“Yeah, you were so brokenhearted you didn’t shed a tear.”
She paused and swallowed hard. “I don’t cry for anyone. Not anymore.”
Before he could respond, a discreet knock came at the door. Racy marched across the room. She flung open the door and waved the uniformed waiter and his cart inside.
“Any place you’d like this?” the young kid asked with a polite smile. “The terrace is a favorite among our guests.”
Gage glanced at the glass doors at the other end of the suite. Racy and him in the open air thirty stories above the ground? Not on your life. “Ah, here is fine.”
He opened his wallet, but Racy snatched the bill from the cart, scratched her name on the paper inside the leather case and handed it to the waiter. “It’s my suite. I’m paying.”
“Yes, ma’am.” The waiter retreated to the doors. “Thank you, ma’am.” He disappeared, closing the door behind him.
Gage grabbed two chairs from the nearby dining table and shoved them on either side of the cart. The aroma coming from beneath the silver domes made his mouth water. He still felt like crap, but a hearty breakfast the morning after always did wonders for him. “Come on, sit.”
“Don’t tell me what to do.”
“Fine.” Gage sat. He needed coffee. Strong, black and right now. “Stand and eat. I really don’t care.”
“Gage—”
“Look, we both agree we need to figure out a way to fix this—”
“And keep it a secret.” Racy cut him off. “I don’t want anyone to know how stupid I—how stupid we both were last night.”
The coffee burned on its way down his throat, but it was no more scorching than her words. Why it bothered him, he didn’t want to think about. He should’ve known last night hadn’t changed anything. The warm and fun-loving woman he’d held in his arms was an illusion.
Reality was standing right here in front of him.
“I’ll call the concierge. We can’t be the first couple to have morning-after regrets.” Gage set aside the domes with a loud clang and reached for a fork. “What’s that saying, ‘what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas’?”
The sight of a gold-and-diamond band shoved under his nose stopped the fork midway to his mouth. He looked up, but with her chin dropped, Racy’s hair covered her face.
“What are you doing?”
“Here. Take it.”
“You bought it.”
“I don’t care.” She shook her head, dropping the ring into the water goblet next to his plate. It slowly sunk past the floating ice cubes to rest at the bottom. “I don’t want it. Toss it, leave it for the maid … it doesn’t matter to me.”
She grabbed the apple juice from the cart, her fingers gripping the glass, but it still sloshed over the rim as she headed across the suite. Seconds later, the bathroom door slammed closed behind her.
Gage rose and started after her, stopping when he heard the sound of rushing water. The mental image of his wife in the oversize glass shower, water jets pulsating against her peaches-and-cream skin, had his lower half instantly responding.
He jammed his fingers through his hair, his gaze catching on the gold band on his left hand. Tugging off the ring, he tossed it toward the cart, watching it make a perfect arc to join Racy’s in the water glass with a splash.
She wasn’t his wife. In a matter of hours she wouldn’t even be his ex-wife. What did one call a former spouse after an annulment?
A mistake, that’s what.
Pulsuz fraqment bitdi.