Kitabı oxu: «The Wood Beyond»

CONTENTS

Cover

Title Page

Copyright

Epigraph

Prologue

Part One: Sanctuary

i

ii

iii

iv

v

vi

vii

viii

ix

x

xi

xii

xiii

xiv

xv

xvi

Part Two: Glencorse

i

ii

iii

iv

v

vi

vii

viii

ix

x

xi

Part Three: Polygon

i

ii

iii

iv

v

vi

vii

viii

ix

x

xi

xii

xiii

xiv

xv

xvi

xvii

Part Four: Wanwood

i

ii

iii

iv

v

Epilogue

Author’s Note

Keep Reading

About the Author

By Reginald Hill

About the Publisher

PROLOGUE

Monday morning, start of a new week, air bright as ice in a crystal glass, brandy-gold sun pouring from delft-blue sky, the old bracken glowing on the rolling moors, the trees still pied with their unblasted leaves, the pastures still green with their unmuddied grass, as October runs into November and thinks it’s September still.

Edgar Wield drove slowly out of Enscombe, slowly because on mornings like this what you were driving through was far more important than where you were driving to, and also because during the short time he’d been living in the village he’d learned that only a fool assumed that the narrow roads ran clear further than the next bend.

His caution was rewarded when he eased round a corner and found George Creed shepherding the stragglers of a flock of sheep through a gate into a field set up with holding pens. The sight made him smile at the echo of his first sighting of Creed doing much the same task on this very road. Since then they’d become both neighbours and friends.

‘’Morning, George, fine-looking beasts,’ he called through his open window.

Domicile entitled him to this pretension of expertise, though he wasn’t altogether sure whether the term beasts could legitimately be applied to sheep as well as cattle.

‘’Morning, Edgar,’ said Creed. ‘Happen they’ll do. Sounds daft, but I’ll be sorry to see them go.’

‘They’re off then?’ said Wield now taking in the significance of the pens.

‘Aye, folk have got to eat, that’s what farming’s all about. But the older I get, the more it bothers me, selling off what I’ve bred up. Don’t be saying owt of this down in the Morris else they’ll be thinking I’m going soft in the head!’

‘Which market are you taking them to?’

‘No market. I’ve always dealt man and boy with Haig’s of Wharfedale. They give me top price ’cos they know my stock, and I sell them my stock ’cos I know they’ll see them right. So watch out for their wagon on your way into town. Take up most of the road them things.’

‘I’ll be careful,’ said Wield. ‘No hurry on a morning like this. I’d as lief be staying here to give you a hand if you’d have me.’

‘I’m always willing to set on a likely lad,’ laughed Creed. ‘But I think you’d be wanting your cards afore the end of the day.’

He glanced upwards as he spoke and Wield followed his gaze into the unflawed bowl of blue sky.

‘You’re never saying it’s on the turn, are you?’ he asked sceptically. ‘Looks set for another month to me.’

‘Nay, it’ll spoil itself by tea time, and make a right job of it too.’

‘You reckon? Well, even if it does, you’re better off here than where I’m going. Wet, dry, hail or shine, there’s no place like Enscombe. See you, George.’

He engaged the clutch and continued his leisurely progress down the valley road which aped the twists and turns of the River Een as though it were of the same ancient natural birth. A couple of miles further on he saw the juggernaut of the livestock transporter coming towards him and pulled off the road into a small piece of woodland to let it past. The driver blew his horn in appreciation and Wield waved as the huge truck with its legend D. HAIG & CO Livestock Wholesalers rumbled by.

When it was past and out of sight, he continued to sit for a while, enjoying the cool breeze through the open window and the way the amber sunlight scintilla’d through the trembling branches. He had the feeling that if he got out of his car and strolled off into the wood, he could keep going forever with nothing changing, no ageing, no hunger, no cold, no crime, no war …

And certainly no rain!

Yes, that was one thing he was certain of. He was a great respecter of the rustic eye, but towns had weather too and Detective Sergeant Wield of Mid-Yorkshire CID wasn’t often caught without his umbrella. No, this time George had got it wrong. This Indian summer had a lot of wear in it yet. He couldn’t see any end to it himself. And what you couldn’t see the end of, surely that must be forever?

part one SANCTUARY

The wanton Troopers riding by

Have shot my Faun and it will dye.

i

Dear Mrs Pascoe

I do not know if Peter ever mentioned to you that I was his superior officer for some time. Indeed one of my last acts before I was invalided out was to confirm his promotion to sergeant. You may therefore understand with what dismay I received the tragic news of his death, and I wanted to write to you at once to say that in my opinion he was one of the finest men I had the privilege to command, and in no way does the manner of his death divert me from that judgment.

I realize that at a time like this you will scarcely feel able to look ahead, but with a young daughter to bring up, the future and its problems will all too soon demand attention. Recognizing that you may have needs which are pressing and immediate, I beg you to accept the accompanying small initial contribution and my assurance that as soon as the opportunity arises I shall take steps to ensure you and your child are cared for as Peter would have wished.

Meanwhile I remain yours in deepest sympathy,

Herbert Antony Grindal

ii

Is this thing working? Right. Here we go. Here we go, here we go … sorry. Just testing. OK, from the start. Getting into the wood were easy. Out of the ditch, over the top, and there we were. Mind you, it were like jumping into a raging sea. Wind howling, everything shaking and creaking and groaning like the whole bloody issue was alive, and so much stuff flying around you were in danger of getting your head took off. But we pressed on regardless, taking our direction from the glow up ahead. Even when you can’t see your hand before your face, there’s always that glow.

Then at the edge of the trees we hit wire, and we paused here to get our breath and count heads.

We were all present and correct, the whole eight of us, and Cap started in on the wire. You’ll have met the Captain? Useless with the cutters but won’t let anyone else have them. Sort of badge of office. Eventually there was a hole of sorts and we started through. Jacksie – that’s Jacklin, the well-made one – got snagged and swore. Cap said, ‘Keep it down,’ like someone might hear in all that din, and Jacksie said, ‘If I could keep it down, I wouldn’t have got it stuck,’ and a couple of us got the giggles. It’s easy done when you’re shit scared. Not that it mattered or Jacksie swearing either. Like I said, it were pissing with rain and blowing a gale, and you would have needed a lot more than a giggle to get noticed.

Then we were all through and the laughing stopped.

There’s nowt to laugh at out there. It’s a wasteland. Used to be trees but after the big raid last summer, they blew them all to hell, roots and all, and when it rains for a week, like it’s been doing, the holes all fill with water and the ground gets so clarty, you can feel it sucking you down. Smells too. Don’t know why it should. It were once good mixed woodland like what’s still there. But now it stinks like a ploughed-up boneyard.

Someone – don’t know who – said, ‘This is bloody stupid. We should head back.’ Seconded, I thought. But I kept my trap shut ’cos if there’s one thing guaranteed to make Cap head east, it’s hearing me speak up for west. I should’ve known better than to try diplomacy. It never works. Might as well start scrapping right off and get it over with. Cap just glowered at me as if it had been me mouthing off, and said, ‘Follow me. Keep close.’ And we were off, no pretence of a discussion. Whatever happened to universal suffrage?

God, it were hard going. Two steps forward, one back, and as for keeping close, with that rain coming down and the mist coming up, it was all you could do to see where your next step were going to land, let alone keep an eye on anybody else. So it came as no surprise when somewhere over to the left I heard a splash and yell and a voice crying ‘Oh shit!’ all spluttery. Someone had gone into a crater. My money was on Jacksie, but I didn’t waste time speculating. Even someone a lot better coordinated could drown in one of them holes as easy as the middle of the Atlantic. So I headed for the noise like everybody else. Only I must’ve been a bit more headstrong than the rest ’cos when I got there, I didn’t stop but slid right over the edge, and next thing, I were down the bleeding hole too!

For a while I thought I were going to drown, but once I got the right way up and persuaded Jacksie – I’d been right about that – to stop grabbing my hair, I realized there were only two or three feet of water down there, which was fine so long as you didn’t lose your footing. The real problem was how to get out, ’cos the walls started sloshing and crumbling every time you tried to get a hold on them.

Cap and the others had arrived by now and were reaching down to grab us. They got Jacksie first and I pushed like mad and got nowt but a faceful of boot for my pains. But eventually the useless bugger got hauled out and it were my turn. I reached up and felt someone get a hold of my right hand, I couldn’t see who, my eyes were so full of mud and water, and I thrashed around with my left till finally I found another hand to get hold of. Then, kicking my toes into the side, I started to haul myself out.

I soon caught on I were getting a lot of help with my right hand – turned out to be Cap who were doing the pulling – but nowt at all with my left. But before I could start wondering why, my feet slipped out of the hole I’d kicked in the side of the crater and my hand slipped out of Cap’s, and I started to slide back in, putting all my weight on whoever had got a hold of my left hand.

And it just came away, the hand I was holding on to I mean. And I slid right back down into that filthy water with my fingers still grasped tight around that thing, or like it seemed then, with that thing’s fingers still grasped tight round mine, and I started to scream, and some on the others started to scream too, and eventually even them buggers in the green uniforms started taking notice, and next thing there was a whole platoon of them all around us shouting and shoving and that’s how we ended up getting captured. Me ciggies are all sodden. You’ve not got a dry one, have you?

iii

Families are a fuck-up, thought Peter Pascoe.

Otherwise, how come he was standing here in a crematorium chapel with all the inspirational ambience of a McDonald’s though without, thank God, the attendant grilled burger odours, being glared at by his sister, Myra, and squinted at by a bunch of geriatric myopes, as he attempted an extempore exordium of a grandmother he hadn’t seen for nearly two years?

‘Hello. I’m Peter Pascoe and Ada was my grandmother and I’m doing this because …’

Because when he’d arrived and discovered Myra had ordered a full-fig C of E service right down to ‘Abide With Me’, his guilt had vaulted him onto a high horse and he’d gone through the arrangements like Jesus through the money changers, till at his moment of triumph Myra had brought him crashing to earth with the question, ‘OK, smartarse, just what are you going to do?’

‘… because as you probably know, Ada didn’t reckon much to organized religion. She always said that when she died the last thing she wanted was a funeral-chasing parson droning on about her unlikely virtues. So I’m doing it instead … not droning on, I hope … and not unlikely … anyway, I’m doing it.’

And a right cockup you’re making of it too. He could see Myra’s fury moderating into malicious pleasure. If only there’d been time to make a few notes. Only a fool relied on divine inspiration when he’d just dumped God!

‘Well I’m not going to make a lot of notes … I mean, fuss, because Ada hated fuss. But equally I’m not going to let the passing of this remarkable old lady pass un … er … remarked.’

This got worse! Pull yourself together. If you can brief a bunch of CID cynics and pissed-off plods, no need to be fazed by a pewful of wrinklies. What was Myra rolling her eyeballs at? Doesn’t she know a dramatic pause when she hears one?

‘Ada was born in Yorkshire though she didn’t stay there long. The event which changed her life, changed all our lives, come to think of it, was the Great War. So many died … millions … numbers too large to register. One of them was Ada’s father, my great-grandfather. After she got the news, my great-grandmother took her three-year-old daughter and headed down here to Warwickshire. I’ve no details of how they lived. I only discovered the Yorkshire connection because I was a nosy kid. Ada wasn’t one to go on about the past, maybe because there was too much pain in it for her. But I can guess that one-parent families had it even tougher in those days than they do now. Anyway here they came and here they stayed. This was where Ada grew up and in her turn got married. And in her turn she had a child. And in her turn she saw her husband, my grandfather Colin Pascoe, go off to the wars.

‘Did she know as she said goodbye that in her turn she too was never going to see him again? Who knows? But I think she knew. Oh yes. I’m sure she knew.’

That had them. Even Myra was looking rapt.

‘The child they had was, of course, Peter, my father. Naturally he wishes he could be here today. But as you probably know when he took early retirement a few years back, he decided to follow my eldest sister, Susan, and her family out to Australia, and unfortunately urgent commitments have prevented any of them from making the long journey. But I’m sure we will be very much in their thoughts at this sad time.’

He caught Myra’s eye and looked away, but not before they’d shared their awareness that any thoughts turning their way in that antipodean night would probably need the attention of an oneiromantist.

‘So in 1942 Ada got the same news from North Africa that in 1917 her mother had got from Flanders. Another young widow. Another fatherless child. No wonder she hated uniforms and wars and anything which seemed to be celebrating them. She could never look at an Armistice Day poppy without feeling physically sick, and one of her last cogent acts was to rebuke a British Legion volunteer who came round the ward selling them.’

Rebuke? What she’d actually said according to Myra was, ‘Sod off, ghoul.’ Which message it might appear he was passing on to this well-poppied congregation. Ah well. You can’t please all of the people all of the time.

‘But Ada did not let the past destroy her present. She joined one of the accelerated teacher training courses after the war and despite her late start, she climbed high, finishing as Head of Redstones Junior which I myself had the privilege of attending. As you can imagine, having your gran as head teacher was a mixed blessing. Certainly in school I got no favours, just a first-class education. But outside, I got all the love and indulgence a growing boy is entitled to expect from his gran.’

He caught Myra’s eye again and read the message clearly. Favourite! So what? Boy with two bossy elder sisters needed an edge somewhere. Another eye was catching his, the crem. super’s, reminding him of his warning that despite the nanny state, dank Novembers still meant frequent hearses and any overrun could quickly blacken up the bypass. Time to wrap it up. Pity. He just felt he was getting into his stride.

‘Even after retirement, she remained at the centre of things, as a school governor, a member of innumerable committees, and a tireless campaigner in the corridors of power and on the pavements of protest.’

Now he was really motoring! Great phrase, that was. Even though getting the rhythm right meant a solecistic drift from the nounal trochee to the verbal iamb. How old Ada would have rapped his knuckles. The crem. super too looked close to physical violence. Big finish!

‘I doubt if she went gentle into her good night, but gone she has, and the world is a sadder place for her going. But she left it a better place than she found it, and that would have been the only epitaph she wished.’

Big finish nothing. Big cop-out was more like it. Ada had had no illusions about progress. Watching the telly peepshow of famine and disaster and war, she used to rage, ‘They’ve learned nothing. Absolutely nothing!’ Oh well. At least he’d taken his poppy out.

Time for the final music. Myra had gone for Elgar’s Enigma which to Ada’s tin ear probably sounded like bovine eructation. The crem.’s alternatives were all just as classically solemn. Then Pascoe had recalled the one time Ada ever talked about her father, the day he found the photo in the secretaire, and he’d rummaged through the tapes in his car and come up with Scott Joplin. He saw the shock on Myra’s face as ‘The Strenuous Life’ came floating out of the speakers. He’d explain later, sharing his secret knowledge that Ada’s sole recollection of her father – indeed her first recollection of anything – had been of a shadowy figure sitting at an upright piano picking out a ragtime melody.

So the circle closes … so the circle closes.

iv

‘At his grandmother’s funeral?’ said Detective Superintendent Andy Dalziel. ‘You’d think a bugger wi’ letters after his name could come up with a better excuse than that.’

‘He did tell you about it, sir,’ said Sergeant Wield, shouting to make himself heard above the lashing rain.

Dalziel viewed him gloomily through the bespattered car window which he’d lowered by half an inch in the interests of more efficient communication. He was not a man totally insensitive to the comforts of his inferiors, but the sergeant was swathed in oilskins and the Fat Man could see no reason why the torrents niagaraing around their folds should be diverted to his vehicle’s upholstery.

‘Aye and my gran told me not to mess around wi’ mucky women and I paid no heed to her either,’ he said. ‘Still, last time he were here, he wasn’t much use, was he? OK, lad. Let’s have it. What’ve we got?’

‘Remains, sir.’

‘Man? Woman? Child? Dog? Politician?’

‘Remains to be seen,’ said Wield.

Dalziel groaned and said, ‘I hope you’re not letting happiness turn you humorous, Wieldy. You’ve not got the face for it and I’m not in the mood. I were driving home to a warm bed when I were silly enough to switch me radio on and pick up the tail end of this shout. All Control could tell me was there was a body and there was a bunch of animal libbers and it was out at Wanwood. So is this another Redcar or what?’

Six months earlier in May there’d been an animal rights raid on the laboratories of Fraser Greenleaf, the international pharmaceutical conglomerate, located near Redcar on the North Yorkshire coast. As well as releasing the experimental animals, the raiders had vandalized the premises and, most seriously of all, left security officer Mark Shufflebottom, father of two, lying dead with severe wounds to the head. Several weeks later there’d been another raid, bearing all the hallmarks of the same group, on the research labs of ALBA Pharmaceuticals located on Mid-Yorks territory in a converted mansion called Wanwood House. Happily this time no one had been injured. Unhappily neither the Teeside CID in whose jurisdiction Redcar fell, nor the Mid-Yorkshire team led by Peter Pascoe, had met with any success in tracking down the culprits.

‘No, sir. This body’s been here long enough to turn into bones. That’s not to say this couldn’t be the same lot as were here in the summer, though of course it was never established for certain they were the same bunch that raided FG.’

Wield was a stickler for accuracy, a natural bent refined paradoxically by years of deception. Concealing you were gay in the police force meant weighing with scrupulous care everything you said or did, and this habit of precise scrutiny had turned him into one of the most reliable colleagues Dalziel had.

But sometimes his nit-picking could get on your wick.

‘Just tell us what happened, Wieldy,’ sighed the Fat Man long-sufferingly.

‘Right, sir. This group – I gather they call themselves ANIMA by the way – the name’s known to us but not the personnel – sorry – they entered the grounds with the clear intention of breaking into the labs and releasing any animals they found there. But if they were the same lot who were here in the summer, they must have got a bit of a shock as ALBA’s taken some extra precautions since then.’

‘Precautions?’

‘You’ll see, sir,’ said Wield not without a certain well-concealed glee. ‘And on their way through the grounds they sort of stumbled across these bones.’

‘Couldn’t have brought them with them just to get a bit of publicity?’ said Dalziel hopefully.

‘Doesn’t look like it, sir,’ said Wield. ‘They kicked up such a hullabaloo that the security guards finally took heed and came out. When they realized what was going off, they took the demonstrators inside. Gather there was a bit of trouble then. They got loose and ran riot for a bit before they were brought under control.’

‘Violent, eh? So there could be a link with Redcar?’

‘Can’t really comment, sir. Mr Headingley’s up at the house interviewing them. He told me to sort things out down here.’

‘Good old George,’ said Dalziel. ‘Perk of being a DI, Wieldy. Start taking an interest in your promotion exams and you could be up there in the dry and warm.’

Wield shrugged indifferently, his features showing as little reaction to horizontal sleet as the crags of Scafell.

He knew you didn’t learn things from books, you learned them from people. Like that other George, Creed. He’d pay a lot more attention to his weather forecasts from now on in! Also he knew for a fact that not all the elevated rank in the world was going to keep the Fat Man dry and warm.

He said, ‘Yes, sir. I expect you’ll be wanting to view the scene before you head up there yourself.’

It was a simple statement of fact not a challenging question.

Dalziel sighed and said, ‘If that’s what you expect, Wieldy, I expect I’d better do it. Get me waterproofs out of the boot, will you, else I’ll be sodden afore I start.’

Watching Dalziel getting into oilskins and wellies through the streaming glass, Wield was reminded of a film he’d seen of Houdini wriggling out of his bonds while submerged in a huge glass jar.

The car gave one last convulsive shake and the Fat Man was free.

‘Right,’ he said. ‘Where’s it at?’

‘This way,’ said Wield.

At this moment Nature, with the perfect timing due to the entry of a major figure on her stage, shut off the wind machine for a moment and let the curtain of sleet shimmer to transparency.

‘Bloody hell,’ said Dalziel with the incredulous amazement of a Great War general happening on a battlefield. ‘They had Dutch elm disease or what?’

On either side of the driveway a broad swathe of woodland had been ripped out and this fillet of desolation which presumably ran all the way round the house was bounded by two fences, the outer a simple hedge of barbed wire, the inner much more sophisticated, a twelve-feet-high security screen with floodlights and closed-circuit TV cameras every twenty yards.

Neither light nor presumably cameras were much use when the wind, as it now did once more, drove a rolling barrage of sleet and dendral debris across this wilderness.

Wield said, ‘These are the precautions I mentioned, sir. We’ve got duckboards down. Try and stay on them else you could need a block and tackle.’

Was he taking the piss? The Fat Man trod gingerly on the first duckboard and felt it sink into the glutinous mud. He decided the sergeant was just being typically precise.

The wooden pathway zigzagged through the mire to avoid the craters left by uprooted trees, finally coming to a halt at the edge of one of the largest and deepest. Here there was some protection from a canvas awning which every blast of wind threatened to carry away along with the two constables whose manful efforts were necessary to keep its metal poles anchored in the yielding clay.

At the bottom of the crater a man was taking photographs whose flash revealed on the edge above him, crouched low to get maximum protection from the billowing canvas, another figure studying something in a plastic bag.

‘Good God,’ said Dalziel. ‘That’s never Troll Longbottom?’

‘Mr Longbottom, yes, sir,’ said Wield. ‘Seems he was dining with Dr Batty, that’s ALBA’s Research Director, when the security staff rang him to say what had happened. Dr Batty’s up at the house.’

‘And Troll came too? Must’ve been losing at cards or summat.’

Thomas Roland Longbottom, consultant pathologist at the City General, was notoriously unenthusiastic about on-site examinations. ‘You want a call-out service, join the AA,’ he’d once told Dalziel.

His forenames had been compressed to Troll in early childhood, and whether the sobriquet in any way predicated his professional enthusiasm for dead flesh and loose bones was a question for psycholinguistics. Dalziel doubted it. They’d played in the same school rugby team and the Fat Man claimed to have seen Longbottom at the age of thirteen devour an opponent’s ear.

He gingerly edged his way round the rim of the crater and drew the consultant’s attention by tugging at the collar of the mohair topcoat he was wearing over a dinner jacket.

‘How do, Troll? Good of you to come. Needn’t have got dressed up, but. You’ll get mud on your dicky.’

Longbottom squinted up at him. Time, which had basted Dalziel, had wasted him to an appropriate cadaverousness.

‘Would you mind staying on your own piece of board, please, Dalziel? Facilis est descensus, but I’m choosy about the company I make it in.’

Education and high society had long eroded his native accent, but he had lost none of the skill of abusive exchange which form the basis of playground intercourse in Mid-Yorkshire.

‘Sorry you got dragged away from your dinner, but I see you brought your snap,’ said Dalziel peering at the plastic bag which contained a cluster of small bones.

‘Which I shall need to feast on at my leisure.’

‘Looks like slim pickings to me,’ said Dalziel. ‘So what can you give me off the top of your head? Owt’ll do. Sex. Age. Time of death. Mother’s maiden name.’

‘It’s a hand, and it’s human, and that’s all I’m prepared to say till I’ve seen a great deal more which may be some time. This one, I fear, like Nicholas Nickleby, is coming out in instalments.’

‘Can’t recall him,’ said Dalziel. ‘What did he die of?’

Longbottom arose with a groan which comprehended everything from the joke to the stiffness of his muscles and the state of the weather.

‘Just look at my coat,’ he said. ‘Do you know how much these things cost? I shall of course be making a claim.’

‘I’d send it to ALBA then. Your mate, Batty. Do you reckon he keeps anything to drink up there?’

‘I should imagine there’s a single methanol in the labs.’

‘That’ll do nicely,’ said Andy Dalziel.

v

Peter Pascoe could have done without the funeral meats but felt he’d gone as far as he dared in disrupting his sister’s arrangements. In fact it worked out rather well as under the influence of cups of tea and salmon sandwiches the wrinkly clones turned into amiable, intelligent individuals, several of them well below retirement age. Some even went out of their way to compliment him on his address, saying how pleased Ada would have been with the service and how much they’d like something like that when their turn came.

Myra clearly took all this in because when they’d waved the stragglers goodbye, she said, ‘OK, so as usual you were right.’

He smiled at her but she wasn’t ready for that yet, and turned back into the old cottage which had been Ada’s home for fifty years.

‘Only room for one in that kitchen,’ she said. ‘I’ll do the washing up. You can carry on with your inventory.’

When she came back into the living room, he was manoeuvring an old mahogany secretaire through the doorway.

‘You’re taking that old thing then?’

‘Yes. I thought I’d get it on the roof rack now so I can make a quick getaway in the morning. Don’t worry. It’s on the inventory. I’ll get it valued and make sure it goes into the estate.’

‘I didn’t mean that … oh think what you will, you always did.’

She turned away, angry and hurt.

Oh shit, thought Pascoe. Whatever happened to old silver tongue?

He reached out and caught her arm and said, ‘Sorry. I was talking like an executor. Maybe a bit like a cop too. Listen, you don’t have to say anything but anything you do say will be taken down.’

She stared at him blankly and for a second he thought she’d forgotten the grubby little schoolboy joke he’d tried to embarrass her with all those years ago.

Then she smiled and said, ‘Knickers,’ and through the eggshell make-up he glimpsed the girl who’d been his closest ally in the long war of adolescence. OK, so her motivation had a lot to do with resentment that Sue, the eldest, could get away with shorter skirts, thicker lipstick, and later hours than herself. Whatever the reason, their closest moments within the family had been together.

‘What about you?’ he said. ‘Isn’t there anything you’d like?’

‘Far too old-fashioned for our house,’ she said firmly.

‘Something small, as a memento,’ Pascoe urged.

‘No need for that. I’ll remember,’ she said.

There was something in her tone, not acerbic exactly, but certainly acetic. She’d never been anyone’s favourite, Pascoe realized. Susan had been the apple of their parents’ eye, would perhaps have been their only fruit if their chosen method of contraception had been more efficient. He himself had been Ada’s favourite – or, as he sometimes felt, target. Driven by the loss of two men in her life (three if you counted the disappointment of her own son) she’d focused all her shaping care on her male grandchild, leaving poor Myra to find her own way.

It had led to marriage with Trevor, the kind of financial advisor who bores clients into submission; an ultramodern executive villa in Coventry, a pair of ultra-neanderthal teenage sons in private education; and a resolve to show the world that what she’d got was exactly what she wanted.

So, no appetite-spoiling bitterness this, just a condiment sharpness.

Pascoe said, ‘About the music …’

‘It doesn’t matter, Pete. I’ve said you were right.’

‘No, I’d like to explain. Here, let me show you something.’

He opened the drawer of the secretaire, reached inside, pressed a knob of wood, and a second tiny drawer, concealed by the inlay pattern, came sliding out of the first.

‘Neat, eh?’ he said. ‘I found it when I was ten. No gold sovereigns or anything. Just this.’

From the drawer he took a dog-eared sepia photograph of a soldier, seated rather stiffly with his body turned to display the single stripe on his sleeve. His face, looking directly into the camera, wore the solemn set expression demanded by old technique and convention, but there was the hint of a smile around the eyes as if he was feeling rather pleased with himself.

‘Know who this is?’

‘Well, he looks so like you when you’re feeling cocky, it must be our great-grandfather.’

Pascoe couldn’t see the resemblance but felt he’d probably earned the crack. He turned the picture over so she could see what was written on the back in black ink faded to grey.

First lance corporal from our draft! December 1914.

Then Pascoe tipped the photo so that it caught the light. There was more writing, this time in pencil long since been erased. But the writer had pressed so hard the indented words were still legible. Killed Wipers 1917.

‘All those years and she couldn’t bear to have it on display,’ mused Pascoe.

‘All those years and you never mentioned it,’ accused Myra.

‘I promised Gran,’ he said. ‘She caught me looking at it. She was furious at first, then she calmed down and made me promise not to say anything.’

‘Another of your little secrets,’ she said. ‘The Pascoes must have more of them than MI5.’

‘You’re right,’ he said, trying to keep things light. ‘Anyway, that was when she told me her only recollection of her father was of him playing on their old piano. Her mother must’ve told her it was ragtime, I doubt if Ada could tell Scott Joplin from Janis Joplin. And that’s what made me think of that tape.’

Myra took the photo from him and said, ‘Poor sod. Can’t have been more than twenty-two or-three. What was he in?’

‘West York Fusiliers. That’s how I found out about the Yorkshire connection.’

‘She really hated uniforms, didn’t she?’ said Myra dropping the picture back in the drawer. ‘I still remember how sarky she got when I joined the Brownies.’

‘Think of how she must have felt with Dad playing soldiers in the TA once a week. Not to mention him turning out a Hang ’em and Flog ’em Tory.’

‘Still voting for the revolution are you, Peter? Funny that, you being a cop. Now that was really the last straw for poor old Ada, wasn’t it?’

She sounded as if the memory didn’t altogether displease her.

‘At least it got her and Dad on the same side for once,’ said Pascoe, determined not to be lured back into a squabble. ‘He told me he hadn’t subsidized me through a university education to pound a beat. He wanted me to be a bank manager or something in the City. Gran saw me as a reforming MP. She was even more incredulous than Dad. She came to my graduation thinking she could change my mind. Dad had given up on me by then. He wouldn’t even let Mum come.’

Despite his effort at lightness he could feel bitterness creeping in.

‘Well, you got your own back, getting yourself posted up north and finding fifty-seven varieties of excuse why you could never make it home at Christmas,’ said Myra. ‘Still, it’s all water under the bridge. Gran’s gone, and I bet Dad bores the corks off their hats down under boasting about my son the chief inspector.’

‘You reckon? Maybe I’ll resign. Hey, remember how you used to beat me at tennis when I was a weedy kid and you had forearms like Rod Laver? Got any of those muscles left?’

Between them they manoeuvred the secretaire out of the cottage and up onto his roof rack. He strapped it down, with a waterproof sheet on top of it.

‘Right,’ said Myra. ‘Now what?’

‘Now you push off. I’ll finish the inventory and start sorting her papers. You’ve got to be back here tomorrow morning to meet the house clearance man, remember?’

Pascoe had been delighted when Myra volunteered for this task, being justly derided by his wife as probably the only man in Yorkshire who could haggle a price upwards.

Myra, a terrier in a bargain, bared her teeth in an anticipatory smile.

‘Don’t expect a fortune,’ she said. ‘But I’ll see we’re not cheated. You’re not expecting me to sell that, are you?’

That was a plastic urn in taupe. Were Warwickshire’s funerary suppliers capable of a bilingual pun? wondered Pascoe.

‘No, that goes with me.’

‘You’re going to do what she asked with the ashes then?’

‘If I can.’

‘Funny, with her hating the army so much.’

‘It’s a symbolic gesture, I assume. I won’t try to work out what it means as I’d prefer to be thinking holy thoughts as I scatter them.’

‘It’s still weird. Then, so was Gran a lot of the time. I shouldn’t care to spend the night in this old place with her ashes on the mantelpiece. You sure you won’t change your mind and come over to us? Trevor would be delighted to see you.’

Pascoe, who had only once set foot in Myra’s executive villa and found it as aesthetically and atmospherically appealing as a multi-gym, said, ‘No, thanks. I’ve got a lot to do and I’d like to be off at the crack.’

They stood regarding each other rather awkwardly. Myra looked untypically vulnerable. Me too maybe, thought Pascoe. On impulse he stepped forward, took her in his arms and kissed her. He could feel her surprise. They’d never been a hugging and kissing family. Then she pressed him close and said, “Bye, Peter. Safe journey. Give my love to Ellie. Sorry she couldn’t make it. But I know about kids’ colds when they’re that age.’

And I know about urgent business appointments with important clients, thought Pascoe. At least Rosie really had been snuffling in bed when he left.

And perhaps Trevor really did have an urgent deal to close, he reproved himself.

He gave Myra another hug and let her go.

‘Let’s not make it so long next time,’ he said.

‘And let’s try not to make it a funeral,’ she replied.

But neither of them tried to put any flesh on these bones of a promise.

He stood in the porch and watched her drive away. He felt glad and sad, full of relief that they’d parted on good terms and full of guilt that they hadn’t been better.

He went inside and addressed the urn.

‘Ada,’ he said, ‘we really are a fucked-up family, us Pascoes. I wonder whose fault that is?’

He worked hard on the inventory till mid-evening then made a neat copy of it to leave for Myra. He’d need another copy to send to Susan in Australia.

One thing he felt certain of. His eldest sister might not be able to fly halfway round the world for her grandmother’s funeral, but she would expect any money making the journey in the opposite direction to be accounted for down to the last halfpenny. The will, of which Pascoe was executor, left various legacies to Ada’s favourite causes and the residue to be divided equally between her three grandchildren. Whether this even-handedness had postdated his fall from grace, Pascoe wasn’t sure, but he was glad that in this at least the old accusation of favouritism was clearly given the lie. Not that there was much – Ada had lived up to her income and the cottage was rented. But Pascoe had seen blood shed over far smaller amounts than were likely to be realized from Ada’s estate and he’d already arranged to have all the paperwork double-checked by Ada’s solicitor, a no-nonsense woman called Barbara Lomax, whose probity was beyond aspersion.

He boxed up some books that interested him or might interest Ellie and scrupulously made a note on the inventory. Next he started sorting out Ada’s papers, starting with a rough division into personal/business. He was touched to find every letter he had ever written to her carefully preserved, an emotion slightly diluted when he realized that this urge to conservation also included fifty-year-old grocery receipts.

His stomach rumbled like distant gunfire. It seemed a long time since the salmon sandwiches. Also he felt like stretching his legs.

Taking a torch from the car he strolled the half-mile to the village pub where he enjoyed a pint and a pie and a reminiscent conversation about Ada with the landlord. As he walked back he found he was knee-deep in mist drifting from the fields, but the night sky was so bright it felt like his head was brushing the stars. The pub telly had spoken of severe weather with gales and sleet in the north. Dalziel was right, he thought with a smile. The soft south really did begin after Sheffield.

He resumed his work on the papers but found that his starry stroll had unsettled him. Also after a while he realized he was more aware than a rational man ought to be of the screw-top urn squatting on the mantel shelf. In the end, slightly ashamed, he took it out to the car and locked it in the boot. As for the papers, home where he had a computer, a calculator and a copier, plus a wife who knew how to work them, was the place to get Ada’s affairs sorted. It was time for bed.

Getting his clothes off was an effort. His limbs felt dull and heavy and the air in the tiny bedroom, though hardly less sharp than the frosty night outside, seemed viscous and clinging. The cold sheets on the narrow bed received him like a shroud.

Sleep was a long time coming …

… a long time coming – maybe because I wouldnt take any rum – no shortage here – how the lads ud lap it up!

And when it did come darkdream came too terrible as ever – only this time there was more – this time when the muzzles flashed and the hot metal burnt I didnt scream and try to wake but went right through it and came out on the other side and kept on going – heart pounding – muscles aching – lungs bursting – like a man running from summat so vile he wont stop till he falls or knows he has left it far behind.

In the end I had to stop – knowing somehow it werent just miles Id run over but years – seventy or eighty of them maybe – near clean on out of this terrible century – and Id run home.

Where else would a frightened man run to?

O it were so good Alice! Fields so fresh and green – woods all bursting with leaf – river running pure and clean with fat trout shadowing all the pools. Away yonder I could see mucky old Leeds – only now there werent no smoke hanging over it – and all that grimy granite were washed to a pearly grey – and shooting up above the old quiet chimneys were towers and turrets of gleaming white marble like a picture in a fairy tale.

As for Kirkton it were just the same as I long to be back in only so much better – with all them tumbledown cottages alongside Grindals turned into gardens – and the mill itself had big airy windows and I could see lasses and lads laughing and talking inside – and that old bog meadow out towards Haggs Farm that used to stink so much was all drained and the river banks built up so thered be no more flooding – and High Street seemed wider too with all them slimy cobbles that broke old Tom Steddings head when his horse slipped covered over with level tarmac – and the Maisterhouse away through the trees with its red brick glowing and its pointing gleaming like it were just built yesterday.

Even St Marks looked a lot more welcoming cos the parson had ripped out them gloomy windows that used to terrify us kids with their blood and flames – and in their stead hed put clear new glass which let sun come streaming through like spring water. Even the old tombstones had been cleaned up and I took this fancy to see my own – only I thought on that Id not be buried here with tothers of my name but far away across the sea where none would ever find me – and soon as I thought that I felt myself being hauled back to this awful place.

But I werent going easy and I fought against it and hung on still and peered over the wall into the schoolyard to see the kiddies playing there all so happy and strong and free – and I wondered whether any on them was descended from me – and I thought I saw a familiar face – then came the sound of a distant crump like they was blasting out at Abels Quarry – only I knew they werent – and a voice a long way off saying some poor sods catching it – and I didn’t want to blink though the sun was shining straight into my eyes – but I had to blink – and though it was only a second or even less when I opened my eyes again sun were gone and kiddies were gone and all I could see were the night sky through the window red and terrible as that old stained glass – and all I could hear were the rumble of the guns – and all I could feel was the straw from my palliasse pricking into my back …

Pascoe awoke. Had he been dreaming? He thought he had but his dream had gone. Or had it? Did dreams ever go? Our present was someone else’s future. We live in other men’s dreams …

He closed his eyes and drifted back to that other place.

… but Ill try to keep them dream children bright in my mind my love – you too – and tell little Ada about them – I still cant credit a bible heaven spite of old padre preaching at me every other day – so unless this lots going to teach us summat about the way we live here on earth wheres the point of it all eh?

Wheres the bloody point?

vi

Wanwood House had had pieces added to it in the modern Portaloo style, but basically it was a square solid Victorian building, its proportions not palatial but just far enough outside the human scale to put a peasant in his place. Thus did the nineteenth-century Yorkshireman underline the natural order of things.

His twentieth-century successors were more self-effacing it seemed.

‘Don’t advertise much,’ observed Dalziel looking at a discreet plaque which read ALBA PHARMACEUTICALS Research Division. ‘And there’s nowt on the gate.’

‘Might as well have put a neon sign on the roof for all the good it’s done them,’ said Longbottom ringing the bell.

The door was opened by a man in a dark green uniform with the name ‘PATTEN’ and a logo consisting of an orange sunburst and the letters ‘TecSec’ at his breast. He was leanly muscular with close-cropped hair and a long scar down the right cheek which, helped by a slightly askew nose, suggested that at some time the whole face had been removed and rather badly stitched back on. Dalziel viewed him with the distaste of a professional soldier for private armies. But at least the man sized them up at a glance and didn’t do anything silly like asking for identification.

He ushered them through the nineteenth into the twentieth century in the form of a modern reception area with a stainless-steel desk, pink fitted carpet and hessian-hung walls from which depended what might have been a selection of Prince Charles’s watercolours left standing in the rain.

One of three doors almost invisible in their hessian camouflage opened and a slim fair-haired man in his thirties and a dinner jacket, who reminded Dalziel of someone but he couldn’t quite say who, came towards them saying, ‘My dear chap, you’re soaked. No need, I’m sure. The fuzz must have plenty of pensioned-off sawbones all too keen to earn a bob doing basics.’

Assuming none of this solicitude was aimed at him, Dalziel said, ‘Aye, and we sometimes make do with a barber and a leech. You’ll be Batty, I daresay.’

‘Indeed,’ said the man regarding Dalziel with the air of one nostalgic for the days of tradesmen’s entrances. ‘And you …?’

‘Superintendent Andrew Dalziel,’ offered Longbottom.

‘Ah, the great white chief. Took your time getting here, superintendent.’

‘Got the call on my way back from a meeting in Nottingham,’ said Dalziel. He saw Longbottom smile his awareness that the meeting in question had taken place under floodlights on a rugby pitch.

‘Well, at least now you’re here, perhaps you can tell the bunch of incompetents who’ve preceded you to get their fingers out and start imposing some sort of order on this mess.’

‘I’ll do my best,’ said the Fat Man mildly. ‘Talking of messes, sir, that’s a right one you’ve got out there. Looks like a health hazard to me.’

‘On the contrary, it’s a cordon sanitaire,’ said Batty. ‘After the damage those lunatics did last summer, it was quite clearly beyond the police force’s competency to protect us, so we took steps of our own to thwart these criminals.’

‘Criminals,’ echoed Dalziel as if the word were new to him. ‘You’ll be prosecuting then, sir?’

Batty said, ‘If it’s left up to me, we will! Normally we don’t care to give these lunatics the oxygen of publicity, but I suspect in this case, some exposure is already unavoidable?’

‘Aye,’ said Dalziel. ‘Having a body dug up in your back yard usually gives off a lot worse stink than oxygen.’

‘As I feared, though I suppose the exact nature of the publicity depends on how diplomatically things are handled. Troll, what can you tell us?’

Dalziel gave the pathologist a look which dared him to speculate an inch further than he’d done on the edge of the crater.

‘Early days, David, early days,’ murmured Longbottom.

‘And getting close to early hours,’ said Dalziel looking at his watch. ‘Mebbe I could see the witnesses now …?’

‘Yes, I suppose so. Patten will take you along. Troll, let’s try to get your outside dry and your inside suitably wetted.’

With an apologetic mop and mow at Dalziel, the pathologist let himself be led away. Dalziel who kept his slates as carefully as any shopkeeper, chalked up another small debt against Batty’s name and followed the security man through one of the hessian doors and down a long corridor.

‘We’ve got them locked up down here,’ he said.

‘Locked up?’

‘They are trespassers, and once they got into the building, they ran amok. One of my men got hit in the stomach, I was threatened …’

‘Oh aye?’ said Dalziel, interested. Mebbe this could have some connection with Redcar after all. ‘Anyone get really hurt?’

‘More dignity than owt else,’ said Patten enigmatically. ‘That’s where they are.’

They’d turned left at a T-junction in the corridor. Ahead, Dalziel had already observed another TecSec man slouching against a door, his head wreathed in smoke. As soon as he became aware of their approach, he straightened his uniform and snapped to attention. There was no sign of a cigarette. Dalziel admired the legerdemain and bet on the big front pocket of the dark green trousers.

‘At ease, Jimmy,’ said Patten. ‘This is Superintendent Dalziel.’

‘I know,’ said the man. ‘How do you do, sir.’

Dalziel was used to being recognized but liked to know why.

‘Do I know you?’ he said.

‘Not exactly, sir. But I know you. I was at Dartleby nick till I took the pension. Uniformed. PC Howard, sir.’

‘Jumped ship, did you? All right, lad. You can piss off now.’

The man looked unhappily at Patten who said, ‘We do have our orders …’

‘That’s what Eichmann said, and they hanged him. So bugger off. And by the way, Howard …’

‘Yes, sir?’

‘Your cock’s on fire.’

Leaving the ex-policeman beating at his pocket, Dalziel stepped into the room and halted dead in his tracks.

‘Bloody hell,’ he said.

Gently steaming against a big radiator were eight women, each mucky enough to have set Dalziel’s granny spinning in her grave.

That Wield, he swore to himself. He kept quiet on purpose. I’ll punch the bugger handsome!

One woman detached herself from the huddle and came towards him, saying, ‘Thank God, here’s t’organ grinder. Now mebbe we can get shut of the monkeys.’

She glared towards Patten as she spoke. He returned the glare indifferently. Dalziel on the other hand studied the woman with the intense interest of a gourmet served a new dish. Not that there was much to whet the appetite. She had less meat on her than a picked-over chicken wing and her cheeks were pale and hollow as wind-carved limestone.

Memory stirred. That business down the mine when Pascoe got hurt …

He said, ‘You’re one of them Women Against Pit Closures lot from Burrthorpe. Walker, isn’t it? Wendy Walker?’

She stepped by him and slammed the door in Patten’s face. Then she said, ‘That’s right. Got a fag?’

He pulled out a packet. He rarely smoked now, not because of health fears, still less because of social pressures, but because he’d found it was blunting his ability to distinguish single malts with a single sniff. But he still carried fags, finding them professionally useful both as ice-breakers and cage-rattlers.

‘You’re a long way off the coalface, luv,’ he said, flicking his old petrol lighter.

‘Coal?’

She drew the word into herself with a long breath that reduced the cigarette by an inch of ash.

‘What’s that?’ she said on the outgoing puff. ‘They shut Burrthorpe last year like they’ve shut most on t’others. Them bastards made a lot of promises they didn’t keep, but when they said they’d pay us back for the Strike, by God they kept that one!’

‘It’s still a long way from home.’

‘Home is where the hate is, and there’s nowt left to hate in Burrthorpe, just an empty hole in the ground where there used to be a community.’

‘I’m sorry to interrupt this reunion and the Channel 4 documentary, but you, whoever you are, how long are we to be restrained by these thugs in these disgusting conditions?’

The voice, as up-to-Oxford county as Walker’s was down-to-earth Yorkshire, belonged to a small sturdy woman, her short-cropped black hair accentuating the determined cast of her handsome features. This one too brought a memory popping up in Dalziel’s mind, hot as a piece of fresh toast, of a woman he’d known and liked – more than liked – down in Lincolnshire after Pascoe’s wedding … He hadn’t thought about her for years. What could have pressed that button? he wondered as he stared with undisguised pleasure at the way this woman’s wet sweater clung to her melopeponic breasts.

‘Nay, lass,’ he said. ‘No one’s restraining you, whoever you are. You can bugger off any time you like, once you’ve made your statement. You have been asked to make a statement, Miss er …?’

‘Marvell. Amanda Marvell. Yes, we’ve been asked but most of us are refusing till such time as we have proper representation.’

She glared accusingly, and in Dalziel’s eyes, most becomingly, at Wendy Walker who snapped, ‘Yeah, I’ve made my statement. In fact, when it comes down to it, I’m the only one who’s really got owt to state. Mebbe more than you’ll care to hear, Cap. All I want is to get out of here.’

‘You surprise me, Wendy,’ said Marvell, all cool control. ‘What happened to all the big talk about going for the jugular and taking no prisoners? First sign of trouble, and you’re all for breaking ranks.’

‘Yeah? Mebbe I should have been more choosy who I formed ranks with in the first place,’ snarled Walker.

‘Really? You mean we don’t match up to the standards of your mining chums? Well, I can see that. Once they encountered real opposition, they pretty soon crumbled too, didn’t they?’

There was a time when a provocation like this to a Burrthorpe lass would have started World War Three, and indeed a small red spot at the heart of those pallid cheeks seemed to indicate some incipient nuclear activity. But before she could explode, a round-faced blonde who looked even wetter and more miserable than the rest said, ‘Wendy’s right, Cap. This is serious stuff. It was bones we found out there, a body. Let’s just make our statements and go home. Please.’

Marvell’s et-tu-Brute look was even more devastating than her j’accuse glare, and Dalziel was experiencing a definite wringing of the withers when the door opened and George Headingley’s broad anxious face appeared.

‘Hello, sir. Heard you were here. Can we have a word?’

‘If we must,’ said Dalziel reluctantly, and with a last mnemonic look at Cap Marvell’s gently steaming bosom, he went out into the corridor.

‘All right, George,’ he said. ‘Fill me in.’

Headingley, a pink-faced middle-aged man with a sad moustache and a cream-tea paunch, said, ‘That lot in there belong to ANIMA, the animal rights group and they were—’

Dalziel said, ‘I don’t give a toss if they belong to the Dagenham Girl Pipers and they’ve come here to rehearse, they’re witnesses is all that matters. So what did they witness?’

‘Well, I’ve got one statement on tape so far. The others aren’t being very cooperative but this lass …’

‘Aye. Wendy Walker. First time in her life she’s been cooperative with the police, I bet. Let’s hear this tape then.’

Headingley led him to a small office where the recorder was set up. Dalziel listened intently then said, ‘This Cap, the one with the chest …’

‘Marvell. Captain Marvell, get it? She’s the boss, except that she and Walker don’t see eye to eye.’

‘I noticed. She sounds a bit of a hard case.’

‘Yes, sir. Patten, that’s the TecSec chief, reckons she had serious thoughts about taking a swing at him.’

‘Could pack quite a punch with that weight behind it,’ said Dalziel, smiling reminiscently.

‘It were a set of wire cutters she was swinging. We’ve got them here, sir. Give you a real headache if these connected.’

Dalziel looked at the heavy implement and said, ‘Bag it and have it checked for blood.’

‘But no one got hurt,’ protested Headingley.

‘Not here they didn’t.’

‘You don’t mean you think maybe Redcar … but they’re women, sir!’

‘World’s changing, George,’ said Dalziel. ‘So what else have you been doing, apart from collecting one statement?’

‘Well, I had a talk with Dr Batty when I got here …’

‘He was here when you arrived?’

‘Yes, sir. Expect that Patten rang him first. Then I got things organized outside, and I thought I’d better see if we could rustle up some sort of refreshment for the ladies. I asked that fellow Howard – he used to be one of ours – but he said he couldn’t leave the door, so I went to look for myself. Found the staff canteen, got a tea urn brewing …’

‘You must be the highest paid tea boy since Geoffrey Howe left the cabinet,’ said Dalziel. Still, at least old George knew his limitations. Why get wet and in the way outside when you had someone like Wieldy, who could organize a piss-up on a Welsh Sunday, fifty miles from the nearest brewery.

‘So what now, sir?’ said Headingley. ‘Statements?’

Dalziel thought then said, ‘Walker’s the only one with owt to state and we’ve got hers. Give them all their cup of tea, take details, name, address, the usual, keep it all low key and chatty, but see if you can get any of them to let on they’ve been here before.’

Headingley was looking puzzled and the Fat Man said with didactic clarity, ‘Tie ’em in with last summer’s raid here and we’re well on the way to tying ’em in with Redcar.’

‘Oh yes. I see. You really think then—’

‘Not paid to think, George. I employ someone to think for me, and the bugger’s at a funeral so we’ll have to get by on our lonesome. Patten!’

Closed doors and thick walls were no sound barrier and a moment later the TecSec man appeared.

Dalziel said, ‘The ladies are going along to the staff canteen for refreshments then they’ll be going home. I presume you’ve got all your animals locked away?’

‘Don’t worry. They won’t get anywhere near the labs,’ said Patten confidently.

‘Nay, lad, it’s your men I’m talking about. No more strong-arm stuff, you with me?’

‘Because they’re female, you mean? Listen, that chunky cow, the one they call Cap, she nearly took my head off with a bloody great pair of wire cutters.’

‘Is that right? Your head looks OK to me,’ said Dalziel examining it critically.

‘No thanks to her,’ said Patten. ‘All I’m saying is, if my men get assaulted …’

‘They should count their blessings,’ said Dalziel. ‘There’s a place in Harrogate where it costs good money to get beaten up by a handsome young woman. Like the address? All right, George? Everything under control?’

‘Yes, sir. What about you, sir?’ said George Headingley. ‘Where are you going to be?’

‘Me?’ said Dalziel smacking his lips in anticipation. ‘I’m going to be wherever Dr Batty keeps his single methanol.’

vii

As Pascoe drove north the following morning, the weather got worse but his mood got better. By the time he got within tuning distance of Radio Mid-Yorkshire, his car was being machine-gunned by horizontal hail, but the familiar mix of dated pops and parish pump gossip sounded in his ears like the first cuckoo of spring.

I must be turning into a Yorkshireman, he thought as he sang along with Boney M.

A newscast followed, a mixture of local and national. One item caught his attention.

‘Police have confirmed the discovery last night of human remains in the grounds of Wanwood House, research headquarters of ALBA Pharmaceuticals. Tests to ascertain the cause of death are not yet complete and the police spokesman was unwilling to comment on reports that the discovery was made by a group of animal rights protesters.’

It sounded to Pascoe’s experienced ear that Andy Dalziel was sitting tight on this one, and with one of those mighty buttocks in your face, even the voice of nation speaking unto nation got a bit muffled.

It also confirmed him in his half-formed resolution that it was worth diverting to dispose of Ada’s ashes. Dalziel believed that time off on any pretext meant you owed him a week of twenty-five-hour days. With a possible murder on his hands, he’d probably raise that to thirty, particularly as Pascoe had been in sole charge of the investigation into the ALBA raid last summer. It had only merited a DCI’s involvement because of the possible connection with the killing at FG’s labs up at Redcar. There’s always a certain pleasure in solving another mob’s case, but Dalziel who was a good delegator had neither interfered nor complained when Pascoe had reported that the investigation was going nowhere. On the other hand Pascoe did not doubt he would be held personally responsible for not having noticed the presence of human remains out at Wanwood even if they turned out to have been buried six feet under!

So, dispose of Ada, else the urn could end up sitting on his mantelpiece for some time, and his guess was that even someone as conscientiously house-humble as Ellie would draw the line at such an hydriotaphic ornament.

Leeds was only a little out of his way. With luck he could be in and out in half an hour.

This pious hope died in a one-way system as unforgiving as a posting to the Western Front. Even when he arrived where he wanted to be, where he wanted to be didn’t seem to be there any more. At least the hail had stopped and the blustery wind was tearing holes in the cloud big enough for the occasional ray of sun to penetrate.

He pulled into the car park of a pile-’em-high-sell-’em-cheap supermarket and addressed an apparently shell-shocked old man in charge of a convoy of errant trolleys.

‘Is this Kirkton Road?’

‘Aye,’ said the man.

‘I’m looking for the West Yorkshire Fusiliers’ barracks.’

‘You’ve missed it,’ said the man.

‘Oh God. You mean it’s back along there,’ said Pascoe unhappily regarding the one-way street he had just with such pain negotiated.

‘Nay, you’ve missed it by more ’n ten years. Wyfies amalgamated wi’ South Yorks Rifles way back. Shifted to their barracks in Sheffield. Call themselves the Yorkshire Fusiliers now. War Office sold this site for development.’

‘Bugger,’ said Pascoe.

Ada’s wishes were precise if curious. My ashes should be taken by the executor of my will and scattered around the Headquarters of the West Yorkshire Fusiliers in Kirkton Road, Leeds.

Knowing her feelings about the army, Pascoe did not doubt that her motive was derisory. She would probably have liked to leave instructions that the urn was to be hurled through a window but knew she would need to moderate her gesture if she hoped to have it carried out. But moderation must surely stop a long way short of being scattered in a car park!

‘Museum’s still here but,’ said the man, happy to extend this interruption of his tedious task.

‘Where?’ said Pascoe hopefully.

‘Yon place.’

The man pointed to a tall narrow granite building standing at the far end of the car park, glaring with military scorn at the Scandinavian ski-lodge frivolity of the supermarket.

‘Thanks,’ said Pascoe.

He drove towards the museum and parked before it. Close up the building looked even more as if it had been bulled, boxed and blanco’d ready for inspection. Pascoe collected the urn from the boot, scuffed his feet on the tarmac to make sure he wasn’t tracking any dirt, and went up the steps.

The lintel bore a mahogany board on which was painted a badge consisting of a white rose under a fleur-de-lis, with beneath it WEST YORKSHIRE FUSILIERS – Regimental Museum. The paint was fresh and bright, the brass door knob gleamed like a sergeant major’s eye, and even the letter box had a military sharpness which probably terrified any pacifist postmen.

Pascoe turned the knob, checked to be sure he hadn’t left fingerprints, and entered.

He found himself in a large high-ceilinged room, lined with display cabinets and hung with tattered flags. It was brightly lit and impeccably clean, but that didn’t stop the air from being musty with the smell of old unhappy far-off things and battles long ago.

Pascoe moved swiftly through a series of smaller rooms without finding any survivors. He even tried calling aloud but there was no response.

Sod it! he thought. The absence of witnesses should be making things a lot easier. All he had to do was scatter and scarper! But somehow, even without a witness, the thought of sullying these immaculate surfaces with powdered Ada was hard for an obsessively tidy man. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust … but there had to be some old dust for the new dust to go to!

He tried a pinch in the darkest corner he could find but it stood out like a smear of coke on a nun’s moustache. Finally he settled on a fireplace. Even this looked to have been untroubled by coal for a hundred years, and the Victorian fire irons which flanked it stood as neat and shiny as weapons in an armoury. But it must have known ash in its time. And what after all was this philopolemic building but a mausoleum in need of a body?

His conscience thus quietened, Pascoe unscrewed the top of the urn, took out a handful of dust, examined it for fear, found it, and with an atavistic prayer, threw it into the grate.

‘What the hell do you think you’re playing at?’ demanded an outraged voice.

He turned his head and looked up at a tall grey-haired man wearing an indignant expression, a piratical eye patch and a hairy tweed jacket with the right sleeve pinned emptily across the breast.

Time, thought Pascoe, for the disarming smile, particularly as the man’s present hand was pointing what looked like a flintlock pistol very steadily at his head.

‘You may find this a trifle hard to believe,’ said Pascoe. ‘But I do hope you are going to try.’