King Richard the Second

SCENE 4. The DUKE OF YORK's garden

Enter the QUEEN and two LADIES

  QUEEN. What sport shall we devise here in this garden

    To drive away the heavy thought of care?

  LADY. Madam, we'll play at bowls.

  QUEEN. 'Twill make me think the world is full of rubs

    And that my fortune runs against the bias.

  LADY. Madam, we'll dance.

  QUEEN. My legs can keep no measure in delight,

    When my poor heart no measure keeps in grief;

    Therefore no dancing, girl; some other sport.

  LADY. Madam, we'll tell tales.

  QUEEN. Of sorrow or of joy?

  LADY. Of either, madam.

  QUEEN. Of neither, girl;

    For if of joy, being altogether wanting,

    It doth remember me the more of sorrow;

    Or if of grief, being altogether had,

    It adds more sorrow to my want of joy;

    For what I have I need not to repeat,

    And what I want it boots not to complain.

  LADY. Madam, I'll sing.

  QUEEN. 'Tis well' that thou hast cause;

    But thou shouldst please me better wouldst thou weep.

  LADY. I could weep, madam, would it do you good.

  QUEEN. And I could sing, would weeping do me good,

    And never borrow any tear of thee.

Enter a GARDENER and two SERVANTS

    But stay, here come the gardeners.

    Let's step into the shadow of these trees.

    My wretchedness unto a row of pins,

    They will talk of state, for every one doth so

    Against a change: woe is forerun with woe.

  GARDENER. Go, bind thou up yon dangling apricocks,

    Which, like unruly children, make their sire

    Stoop with oppression of their prodigal weight;

    Give some supportance to the bending twigs.

    Go thou, and Eke an executioner

    Cut off the heads of too fast growing sprays

    That look too lofty in our commonwealth:

    All must be even in our government.

    You thus employ'd, I will go root away

    The noisome weeds which without profit suck

    The soil's fertility from wholesome flowers.

  SERVANT. Why should we, in the compass of a pale,

    Keep law and form and due proportion,

    Showing, as in a model, our firm estate,

    When our sea-walled garden, the whole land,

    Is full of weeds; her fairest flowers chok'd up,

    Her fruit trees all unprun'd, her hedges ruin'd,

    Her knots disordered, and her wholesome herbs

    Swarming with caterpillars?

  GARDENER. Hold thy peace.

    He that hath suffer'd this disorder'd spring

    Hath now himself met with the fall of leaf;

    The weeds which his broad-spreading leaves did shelter,

    That seem'd in eating him to hold him up,

    Are pluck'd up root and all by Bolingbroke-

    I mean the Earl of Wiltshire, Bushy, Green.

  SERVANT. What, are they dead?

  GARDENER. They are; and Bolingbroke

    Hath seiz'd the wasteful King. O, what pity is it

    That he had not so trimm'd and dress'd his land

    As we this garden! We at time of year

    Do wound the bark, the skin of our fruit trees,

    Lest, being over-proud in sap and blood,

    With too much riches it confound itself;

    Had he done so to great and growing men,

    They might have Ev'd to bear, and he to taste

    Their fruits of duty. Superfluous branches

    We lop away, that bearing boughs may live;

    Had he done so, himself had home the crown,

    Which waste of idle hours hath quite thrown down.

  SERVANT. What, think you the King shall be deposed?

  GARDENER. Depress'd he is already, and depos'd

    'Tis doubt he will be. Letters came last night

    To a dear friend of the good Duke of York's

    That tell black tidings.

  QUEEN. O, I am press'd to death through want of speaking!

    Thou, old Adam's likeness, set to dress this garden,

    How dares thy harsh rude tongue sound this unpleasing news?

    What Eve, what serpent, hath suggested the

    To make a second fall of cursed man?

    Why dost thou say King Richard is depos'd?

    Dar'st thou, thou little better thing than earth,

    Divine his downfall? Say, where, when, and how,

    Cam'st thou by this ill tidings? Speak, thou wretch.

  GARDENER. Pardon me, madam; little joy have

    To breathe this news; yet what I say is true.

    King Richard, he is in the mighty hold

    Of Bolingbroke. Their fortunes both are weigh'd.

    In your lord's scale is nothing but himself,

    And some few vanities that make him light;

    But in the balance of great Bolingbroke,

    Besides himself, are all the English peers,

    And with that odds he weighs King Richard down.

    Post you to London, and you will find it so;

    I speak no more than every one doth know.

  QUEEN. Nimble mischance, that art so light of foot,

    Doth not thy embassage belong to me,

    And am I last that knows it? O, thou thinkest

    To serve me last, that I may longest keep

    Thy sorrow in my breast. Come, ladies, go

    To meet at London London's King in woe.

    What, was I born to this, that my sad look

    Should grace the triumph of great Bolingbroke?

    Gard'ner, for telling me these news of woe,

    Pray God the plants thou graft'st may never grow!

Exeunt QUEEN and LADIES

  GARDENER. Poor Queen, so that thy state might be no worse,

    I would my skill were subject to thy curse.

    Here did she fall a tear; here in this place

    I'll set a bank of rue, sour herb of grace.

    Rue, even for ruth, here shortly shall be seen,

    In the remembrance of a weeping queen. Exeunt

ACT IV. SCENE 1. Westminster Hall

Enter, as to the Parliament, BOLINGBROKE, AUMERLE, NORTHUMBERLAND, PERCY, FITZWATER, SURREY, the BISHOP OF CARLISLE, the ABBOT OF WESTMINSTER, and others; HERALD, OFFICERS, and BAGOT

  BOLINGBROKE. Call forth Bagot.

    Now, Bagot, freely speak thy mind-

    What thou dost know of noble Gloucester's death;

    Who wrought it with the King, and who perform'd

    The bloody office of his timeless end.

  BAGOT. Then set before my face the Lord Aumerle.

  BOLINGBROKE. Cousin, stand forth, and look upon that man.

  BAGOT. My Lord Aumerle, I know your daring tongue

    Scorns to unsay what once it hath deliver'd.

    In that dead time when Gloucester's death was plotted

    I heard you say 'Is not my arm of length,

    That reacheth from the restful English Court

    As far as Calais, to mine uncle's head?'

    Amongst much other talk that very time

    I heard you say that you had rather refuse

    The offer of an hundred thousand crowns

    Than Bolingbroke's return to England;

    Adding withal, how blest this land would be

    In this your cousin's death.

  AUMERLE. Princes, and noble lords,

    What answer shall I make to this base man?

    Shall I so much dishonour my fair stars

    On equal terms to give him chastisement?

    Either I must, or have mine honour soil'd

    With the attainder of his slanderous lips.

    There is my gage, the manual seal of death

    That marks thee out for hell. I say thou liest,

    And will maintain what thou hast said is false

    In thy heart-blood, through being all too base

    To stain the temper of my knightly sword.

  BOLINGBROKE. Bagot, forbear; thou shalt not take it up.

  AUMERLE. Excepting one, I would he were the best

    In all this presence that hath mov'd me so.

  FITZWATER. If that thy valour stand on sympathy,

    There is my gage, Aumerle, in gage to thine.

    By that fair sun which shows me where thou stand'st,

    I heard thee say, and vauntingly thou spak'st it,

    That thou wert cause of noble Gloucester's death.

    If thou deniest it twenty times, thou liest;

    And I will turn thy falsehood to thy heart,

    Where it was forged, with my rapier's point.

  AUMERLE. Thou dar'st not, coward, live to see that day.

  FITZWATER. Now, by my soul, I would it were this hour.

  AUMERLE. Fitzwater, thou art damn'd to hell for this.

  PERCY. Aumerle, thou liest; his honour is as true

    In this appeal as thou art an unjust;

    And that thou art so, there I throw my gage,

    To prove it on thee to the extremest point

    Of mortal breathing. Seize it, if thou dar'st.

  AUMERLE. An if I do not, may my hands rot of

    And never brandish more revengeful steel

    Over the glittering helmet of my foe!

  ANOTHER LORD. I task the earth to the like, forsworn Aumerle;

    And spur thee on with fun as many lies

    As may be halloa'd in thy treacherous ear

    From sun to sun. There is my honour's pawn;

    Engage it to the trial, if thou darest.

  AUMERLE. Who sets me else? By heaven, I'll throw at all!

    I have a thousand spirits in one breast

    To answer twenty thousand such as you.

  SURREY. My Lord Fitzwater, I do remember well

    The very time Aumerle and you did talk.

  FITZWATER. 'Tis very true; you were in presence then,

    And you can witness with me this is true.

  SURREY. As false, by heaven, as heaven itself is true.

  FITZWATER. Surrey, thou liest.

  SURREY. Dishonourable boy!

    That lie shall lie so heavy on my sword

    That it shall render vengeance and revenge

    Till thou the lie-giver and that lie do he

    In earth as quiet as thy father's skull.

    In proof whereof, there is my honour's pawn;

    Engage it to the trial, if thou dar'st.

  FITZWATER. How fondly dost thou spur a forward horse!

    If I dare eat, or drink, or breathe, or live,

    I dare meet Surrey in a wilderness,

    And spit upon him whilst I say he lies,

    And lies, and lies. There is my bond of faith,

    To tie thee to my strong correction.

    As I intend to thrive in this new world,

    Aumerle is guilty of my true appeal.

    Besides, I heard the banish'd Norfolk say

    That thou, Aumerle, didst send two of thy men

    To execute the noble Duke at Calais.

  AUMERLE. Some honest Christian trust me with a gage

    That Norfolk lies. Here do I throw down this,

    If he may be repeal'd to try his honour.

  BOLINGBROKE. These differences shall all rest under gage

    Till Norfolk be repeal'd-repeal'd he shall be

    And, though mine enemy, restor'd again

    To all his lands and signories. When he is return'd,

    Against Aumerle we will enforce his trial.

  CARLISLE. That honourable day shall never be seen.

    Many a time hath banish'd Norfolk fought

    For Jesu Christ in glorious Christian field,

    Streaming the ensign of the Christian cross

    Against black pagans, Turks, and Saracens;

    And, toil'd with works of war, retir'd himself

    To Italy; and there, at Venice, gave

    His body to that pleasant country's earth,

    And his pure soul unto his captain, Christ,

    Under whose colours he had fought so long.

  BOLINGBROKE. Why, Bishop, is Norfolk dead?

  CARLISLE. As surely as I live, my lord.

  BOLINGBROKE. Sweet peace conduct his sweet soul to the bosom

    Of good old Abraham! Lords appellants,

    Your differences shall all rest under gage

    Till we assign you to your days of trial

Enter YORK, attended

  YORK. Great Duke of Lancaster, I come to the

    From plume-pluck'd Richard, who with willing soul

    Adopts thee heir, and his high sceptre yields

    To the possession of thy royal hand.

    Ascend his throne, descending now from him-

    And long live Henry, fourth of that name!

  BOLINGBROKE. In God's name, I'll ascend the regal throne.

  CARLISLE. Marry, God forbid!

    Worst in this royal presence may I speak,

    Yet best beseeming me to speak the truth.

    Would God that any in this noble presence

    Were enough noble to be upright judge

    Of noble Richard! Then true noblesse would

    Learn him forbearance from so foul a wrong.

    What subject can give sentence on his king?

    And who sits here that is not Richard's subject?

    Thieves are not judg'd but they are by to hear,

    Although apparent guilt be seen in them;

    And shall the figure of God's majesty,

    His captain, steward, deputy elect,

    Anointed, crowned, planted many years,

    Be judg'd by subject and inferior breath,

    And he himself not present? O, forfend it, God,

    That in a Christian climate souls refin'd

    Should show so heinous, black, obscene a deed!

    I speak to subjects, and a subject speaks,

    Stirr'd up by God, thus boldly for his king.

    My Lord of Hereford here, whom you call king,

    Is a foul traitor to proud Hereford's king;

    And if you crown him, let me prophesy-

    The blood of English shall manure the ground,

    And future ages groan for this foul act;

    Peace shall go sleep with Turks and infidels,

    And in this seat of peace tumultuous wars

    Shall kin with kin and kind with kind confound;

    Disorder, horror, fear, and mutiny,

    Shall here inhabit, and this land be call'd

    The field of Golgotha and dead men's skulls.

    O, if you raise this house against this house,

    It will the woefullest division prove

    That ever fell upon this cursed earth.

    Prevent it, resist it, let it not be so,

    Lest child, child's children, cry against you woe.

  NORTHUMBERLAND. Well have you argued, sir; and, for your pains,

    Of capital treason we arrest you here.

    My Lord of Westminster, be it your charge

    To keep him safely till his day of trial.

    May it please you, lords, to grant the commons' suit?

  BOLINGBROKE. Fetch hither Richard, that in common view

    He may surrender; so we shall proceed

    Without suspicion.

  YORK. I will be his conduct. Exit

  BOLINGBROKE. Lords, you that here are under our arrest,

    Procure your sureties for your days of answer.

    Little are we beholding to your love,

    And little look'd for at your helping hands.

Re-enter YORK, with KING RICHARD, and OFFICERS bearing the regalia

  KING RICHARD. Alack, why am I sent for to a king,

    Before I have shook off the regal thoughts

    Wherewith I reign'd? I hardly yet have learn'd

    To insinuate, flatter, bow, and bend my knee.

    Give sorrow leave awhile to tutor me

    To this submission. Yet I well remember

    The favours of these men. Were they not mine?

    Did they not sometime cry 'All hail!' to me?

    So Judas did to Christ; but he, in twelve,

    Found truth in all but one; I, in twelve thousand, none.

    God save the King! Will no man say amen?

    Am I both priest and clerk? Well then, amen.

    God save the King! although I be not he;

    And yet, amen, if heaven do think him me.

    To do what service am I sent for hither?

  YORK. To do that office of thine own good will

    Which tired majesty did make thee offer-

    The resignation of thy state and crown

    To Henry Bolingbroke.

  KING RICHARD. Give me the crown. Here, cousin, seize the crown.

    Here, cousin,

    On this side my hand, and on that side thine.

    Now is this golden crown like a deep well

    That owes two buckets, filling one another;

    The emptier ever dancing in the air,

    The other down, unseen, and full of water.

    That bucket down and fun of tears am I,

    Drinking my griefs, whilst you mount up on high.

  BOLINGBROKE. I thought you had been willing to resign.

  KING RICHARD. My crown I am; but still my griefs are mine.

    You may my glories and my state depose,

    But not my griefs; still am I king of those.

  BOLINGBROKE. Part of your cares you give me with your crown.

  KING RICHARD. Your cares set up do not pluck my cares down.

    My care is loss of care, by old care done;

    Your care is gain of care, by new care won.

    The cares I give I have, though given away;

    They tend the crown, yet still with me they stay.

  BOLINGBROKE. Are you contented to resign the crown?

  KING RICHARD. Ay, no; no, ay; for I must nothing be;

    Therefore no no, for I resign to thee.

    Now mark me how I will undo myself:

    I give this heavy weight from off my head,

    And this unwieldy sceptre from my hand,

    The pride of kingly sway from out my heart;

    With mine own tears I wash away my balm,

    With mine own hands I give away my crown,

    With mine own tongue deny my sacred state,

    With mine own breath release all duteous oaths;

    All pomp and majesty I do forswear;

    My manors, rents, revenues, I forgo;

    My acts, decrees, and statutes, I deny.

    God pardon all oaths that are broke to me!

    God keep all vows unbroke are made to thee!

    Make me, that nothing have, with nothing griev'd,

    And thou with all pleas'd, that hast an achiev'd.

    Long mayst thou live in Richard's seat to sit,

    And soon lie Richard in an earthly pit.

    God save King Henry, unking'd Richard says,

    And send him many years of sunshine days!

    What more remains?

  NORTHUMBERLAND. No more; but that you read

    These accusations, and these grievous crimes

    Committed by your person and your followers

    Against the state and profit of this land;

    That, by confessing them, the souls of men

    May deem that you are worthily depos'd.

  KING RICHARD. Must I do so? And must I ravel out

    My weav'd-up follies? Gentle Northumberland,

    If thy offences were upon record,

    Would it not shame thee in so fair a troop

    To read a lecture of them? If thou wouldst,

    There shouldst thou find one heinous article,

    Containing the deposing of a king

    And cracking the strong warrant of an oath,

    Mark'd with a blot, damn'd in the book of heaven.

    Nay, all of you that stand and look upon me

    Whilst that my wretchedness doth bait myself,

    Though some of you, with Pilate, wash your hands,

    Showing an outward pity-yet you Pilates

    Have here deliver'd me to my sour cross,

    And water cannot wash away your sin.

  NORTHUMBERLAND. My lord, dispatch; read o'er these

    articles.

  KING RICHARD. Mine eyes are full of tears; I cannot see.

    And yet salt water blinds them not so much

    But they can see a sort of traitors here.

    Nay, if I turn mine eyes upon myself,

    I find myself a traitor with the rest;

    For I have given here my soul's consent

    T'undeck the pompous body of a king;

    Made glory base, and sovereignty a slave,

    Proud majesty a subject, state a peasant.

  NORTHUMBERLAND. My lord-

  KING RICHARD. No lord of thine, thou haught insulting man,

    Nor no man's lord; I have no name, no tide-

    No, not that name was given me at the font-

    But 'tis usurp'd. Alack the heavy day,

    That I have worn so many winters out,

    And know not now what name to call myself!

    O that I were a mockery king of snow,

    Standing before the sun of Bolingbroke

    To melt myself away in water drops!

    Good king, great king, and yet not greatly good,

    An if my word be sterling yet in England,

    Let it command a mirror hither straight,

    That it may show me what a face I have

    Since it is bankrupt of his majesty.

  BOLINGBROKE. Go some of you and fetch a looking-glass.

Exit an attendant

  NORTHUMBERLAND. Read o'er this paper while the glass doth come.

  KING RICHARD. Fiend, thou torments me ere I come to hell.

  BOLINGBROKE. Urge it no more, my Lord Northumberland.

  NORTHUMBERLAND. The Commons will not, then, be satisfied.

  KING RICHARD. They shall be satisfied. I'll read enough,

    When I do see the very book indeed

    Where all my sins are writ, and that's myself.

Re-enter attendant with glass

    Give me that glass, and therein will I read.

    No deeper wrinkles yet? Hath sorrow struck

    So many blows upon this face of mine

    And made no deeper wounds? O flatt'ring glass,

    Like to my followers in prosperity,

    Thou dost beguile me! Was this face the face

    That every day under his household roof

    Did keep ten thousand men? Was this the face

    That like the sun did make beholders wink?

    Is this the face which fac'd so many follies

    That was at last out-fac'd by Bolingbroke?

    A brittle glory shineth in this face;

    As brittle as the glory is the face;

    For there it is, crack'd in a hundred shivers.

    Mark, silent king, the moral of this sport-

    How soon my sorrow hath destroy'd my face.

  BOLINGBROKE. The shadow of your sorrow hath destroy'd

    The shadow of your face.

  KING RICHARD. Say that again.

    The shadow of my sorrow? Ha! let's see.

    'Tis very true: my grief lies all within;

    And these external manner of laments

    Are merely shadows to the unseen grief

    That swells with silence in the tortur'd soul.

    There lies the substance; and I thank thee, king,